You made me look up prices for kei vans from 1994 because this is all kinds of goodness. 

If it weren’t a horrible sin, I would want to take the roof of a Wagonaire and stick it on a Corvair wagon body, and in doing so, create the ultimate station wagon. And then if I painted it brown and somehow made it run on diesel, I could blow the minds of every Jalop that ever lived.

One of those things is not like the others...

I would do terrible, horrible things for the chance to own a Studebaker Lark wagon like that.

Now I’m dreaming up what sort of car body I would like to swap onto an AWD van chassis. The possibilities are endless...

I’ve always wanted to get one and replace all the flawed, buggy electronics with modern equivalents so I could experience what the car was meant to be like. I think that would be fun.

Holy cow. This is worse than the people who get offended by pineapple pizza. It’s just a little piece of plastic that some people think looks cool; it harms literally no one. It’s just a little splash of color. If you don’t like it, that’s fine, but it’s just so not a big deal that complaining about other people…

What is it? Why is the place where the grille should be all covered up? Where can I buy one?

“has Walmart got a service for you!”

But he’s not a doctor.

I thought that thing was a Bentley at first, due to the grille. You know what? Screw it, it is a Bentley, because the grille isn’t big enough to be a BMW grille or a place for a BMW grille to go when it enters production! CONSPIRACY THEORY: This is actually a Bentley, and it’s planning to take down BMW by pretending…

I have no logical reason why, but I like the one that looks like a color gradient the best. It looks prettier from a design standpoint to me, and one of my favorite parts of cars is the styling, so naturally, I prefer the prettier one.

As the proud owner of an up-until-this-morning-because-it-broke-down daily-driven, extremely bright-orange ‘66 Thunderbird, this story horrifies me. We owners of cars that look like huge, orange creamsicles have been bullied by haters of cheerful things for far too long! If you too are bothered by this injustice, then…

I never said all muscle cars are the same. I just said that muscle cars, just like any type of car, are generally meant to do a few certain things well. People who are fans of muscle cars, just like fans of any other car, like that type of car to do those certain things really well. Muscle cars in general are most…

Maybe you didn’t, but I remember seeing lots of comments like that.

Gives a whole new meaning to the word “hindsight”.

I am aware that there are different sub-groups in car culture. There are also different types of cars to cater to those different sub-groups. If muscle cars aren’t your thing, that’s fine, but don’t complain when a new muscle car comes out with features that are intended to make muscle car fans happy. That’s like…

I was referring to articles about things like supercars and muscle cars where people always complain that nowadays car companies just release cars with more horsepower all the time. It seems silly to me that people can complain about 500-600+ horsepower being unnecessary and too much, but then those same people turn…

I dunno about games, but I know that AMC shares a name with a TV channel.

Well, I kind of got the impression that it was supposed to be some sort of luxury muscle car.