Quit yer fussin’, zero to sixty in 20 seconds is fast. Back in the day, some people drove Autobianchi Bianchinas which took a whole minute to get from zero to sixty, and when they got there, they stayed there. Ungrateful kids these days, get off my lawn.

Aw, lucky! I wish I could afford one, but the prices are just so insane these days.

I think you mean “spawn”. Span is something else entirely.

My favorite example of that styling feature is the 1924 Renault Six Roues Type MH, because the thing just screams old-timey adventure vehicle. If I had one, I’d get a big fancy mustache, monocle, and pith helmet, periodically say things like “pip-pip”, “cheerio”, and “pish-tosh” for no apparent reason, and go…

I, too, was initially outraged, but now I see that this is awesome and I want to know where I can get a fiberglass 300SL body like that.

Their discovery that the Jeep gets the most responses doesn’t surprise me. I’ve heard a lot of women say that they think Jeeps are cute, and women like cute cars. Jeeps probably get more attention than other cute cars simply because a lot of guys have Jeeps. I’ve heard that if you really want to get women’s attention,…

Thanks! Yeah, I’ve tried the Torcherian calendar as well, and it was very interesting. The Torcherian calendar is based around several complicated concepts made possible by an ancient Torcherian herb that provides tea leaves to the followers of the Torcherian Way, with the main concept being to use months with extreme…

Actually, I’m using the Tracyan calendar, where it turns out that Someday is on the 32nd of Jeeptember, which is next month. This month (Rustober) just began, so Someday is only 67 days away! Then, after Jeeptember, we have Moabruary, and the 1st of Moabruary is a joyous holiday where we take turns driving at night…

Except I think that Octember is the only month with more than 31 days. Or is it Novembruary or Septober? I forget.

I expected to hate it but I really don’t. Upon looking at it closer, it looks very dieselpunk and it seems like whatever they were going for, they nailed it. In a weird way, it just works. Not a bad look at all. The only thing I’d change is removing the taillights from the wrangler body, as they just look a bit out of…

Wait, you’re telling me an Audi had a unique design feature at some point? In the world of crappy off-brands that produce generic, meh, somewhat unreliable versions of common products, it’s starting to seem like Audi is that kind of brand for luxurious, sporty vehicles. I’m sorry, but there’s just absolutely nothing…

Ah, I remember that guy. I thought some of his comments were funny in the sense that he seemed really dedicated to living up to his name, but at the same time he had a tendency to cross the line and go too far. I once got bored and when he responded rudely to a comment I had made, I decided to enter into a fierce…

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Did you buy your 911 in the ‘80s or inherit it, or are you rich?

You’re forgetting who the market for this thing is. If they sold it for a reasonable price, then what would all those poor, unfortunate, rich people buy? I mean, what’s the point of being rich if you can’t spend absurd amounts of money on pointless stuff?

Citroen DS Safari is always the answer, because it just is.

Like this?

Probably some place in California, as it seems to be a hub of car culture. Some place near LA would probably be good, though it’d be expensive. Honestly, you’d be better off without me, though,as I have barely enough money to keep my car running and no skills that would benefit the business (well, not yet at least.…

I was saying that this is stuff I’ve heard, but since you are skeptical, I’ve gone and googled the topic. Turns out, there are quite a few articles and studies about it. Here are a few: http://www.center4research.org/copy-cats-kill/ https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/how_the_media_can_help_prevent_mass_shoot…

Don’t underestimate pomeranians. I used to have one, and it was one of the most insane dogs I’ve ever known. When he was little, he would run around the house as quickly as possible, going faster and faster until he exceeded the limits of his paws and fell over in a spectacular Formula 1-style crash, at which point he…