Aren’t BMW’s the most frequently crashed cars or something, simply because they’re popular and sporty and driven aggressively (or without signaling) more often than other cars? And if so, wouldn’t that make an average BMW look like a deathtrap in a test like this? This isn’t intended to mock BMW (okay, maybe just a…

That’s the problem. Even if the news doesn’t glorify the shooter or show their name or face, the shooter still gets the satisfaction of shocking the nation. There don’t seem to be very many good alternatives to simply not reporting school shootings. What you have to ask yourself is, is your right to know when people…

Dagnabbit, the Brits get all the cool stuff. And by “all the cool stuff”, I mean this pub. If I knew anything about running a restaurant, I’d be planning something similar to this for America.

I’ve heard that in some places, they don’t mention school shootings in the news because the reason why people become school shooters is because they’re angry, they don’t know how to deal with their anger, and they want to get people’s attention. So if the news doesn’t mention school shootings, the shooters don’t get…

Citroen thinks foam tires are a fancy new thing, huh? Puh-leez, Lego was making foam tires way back in the 1970's, and they’re the larges tire manufacturer in the world.

Not to be cynical, but you say that as if people today would do/are doing any different. I predict that future generations will look down on my generation the same way that people look down on boomers today.

If you’re rich enough to afford one of these, wouldn’t you be rich enough to afford a stock DB5 as well? ‘Cause if you had both, you could drive the gadget-filled DB5 on the road and claim it’s the stock one, couldn’t you? Also, the car phone in that thing had better actually work.

Stop blaming the boomers for everything. Yeah, that generation’s got problems. The generations that came before the boomers had problems. The generations after the boomers all have problems, too. Throughout history, the older generation has always criticized the younger generation and the younger generation has always …

That’s cool. I like it when old work vehicles continue to be used for their intended purpose.

I think they all flew away from your area so they could poop on my windshield.

To be honest, I’d throw one at me too.

I don’t think so. It’s a tractor, so it probably wasn’t fast enough for that to be a huge problem. Also, the way it’s designed, you can mount farming implements such as plows between the front and rear wheels, which helps balance it out a bit.

I don’t think so. It’s a tractor, so it probably wasn’t fast enough for that to be a huge problem. Also, the way it’s designed, you can mount farming implements such as plows between the front and rear wheels, which helps balance it out a bit.

Longer than you can ever know.

I thought those things were car-shaped Sony Walkmans or something at first. I like weird, obsolete technology. I’ve always wanted a telephone shaped like a Mazda RX-7, ‘cuz then it’d be a rotary phone.

Tractors like that exist. I’ve seen one in person. I can’t remember what it was called, but here’s a similar rear-engined tractor:

Funnily enough, concourse events and restoration shops take into account factory imperfections. Concourse condition, they say, is supposed to be exactly the way the vehicle left the factory (but with less dirt), and that includes fit and finish and build quality. I’ve read articles about people restoring things like…

Thing is, in a normal car, there’s usually 5-8 passengers at most, maybe a couple more if it’s a van or a clown car. In that case, it doesn’t take too long for the firemen to cut people out of their seatbelts. They only have to do that, though, if it’s a really bad accident and the vehicle’s occupants are unconscious…

Flying Honda Civics are no joke. They eat all your plants, poop on your windshield, and wake you up in the morning by making loud tweeting noises mixed with the sounds of VTEC kicking in, yo. They’d screw you up in a crash.

Someone on the bus I used to ride asked the driver why we don’t get seatbelts, and the driver told us that the reason why is that in the event of a crash, if firemen had to get us all out of the bus, it would take too long for them to cut all the seatbelts off, so it’s actually safer for the bus to not have seatbelts.