Because they're wankers.

More important to note that putting both front windows down only an inch-an-a-half will create vacuum enough to keep the whole car cool, and save money on gas.

I don't get the hate on the H2. Somebody built a full-size version of the Tonka Truck, and then were surprised people bought it -

Yeah, you're incorrect there. Australia has the Ute, but this here is a 1978-1981 El Camino, made in America, and in a tradition of American car/pickups going back far enough to say - fuck you, Aussie douchebags.

'Sportbrake' is an allusion to a particularly British name for the American 'wagon'. It is derived from the term 'shooting brake', which is the vehicle the very rich would take hunting with them - you only hunt in the UK if you are rich, and only if the money is old.