This isn’t the vehicle virgins guy. Click-bait title.

I’m ready to upgrade from my rock-solid, well-worn Camry. I liked the Camry, but I’d really like to spend more on repairs.

We brake for shooting brakes!

How about F1-spec, 3.5L flat-12?

Mid-air collisions aren’t just a minor incident.

Joe Biden Fuckin’

God, I miss the ‘90s.

89mph in a DeLorean? I call B.S.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. My 2007 Corolla has 145k on it and hasn’t had a single issue. Happier with a Kia? Good one.

Prepare yourself for the slams we are going to get for saying that VWs are reliable. I have had 140,000 trouble free miles in my jetta. My corolla Shit con rod bearings at 125,000 miles.

High school dream car. Fantasy ruined when at 6'3" I tried sitting in one. Corvettes are disgusting.

Nope, fuck that truck driver, all the Z was doing was slowing him down. He tried to kill the people in the Z

More sneaky is better sneaky.

I can tell you don't own one.

and the dinosaur is still faster....

Hey it’s other me! haha