Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

Kinda like this

...and my axe

We need a down vote button

She works down at Wintergreen Zebra on the weekends. She told me she’s only dancing to put herself through law school and to help pay for her mom’s colitis treatment. She says that I’m different than all the other clients. As soon as I can scrape together the cash for a Maserati, we’re going to run off and start a…

It’s a tiny country covered in hostile terrain and full of tough-as-nails people with universal conscription, and which doesn’t skimp too much on defense spending. I think they’d do all right.

And somehow it still manages to educate its people better...

+1000

How stupid would you have to be to invade Finland?

Don’t worry Finnish peoples. U.S. military exercises here in the states are always mistaken for a government invasion of Texas.

I think the reason that the most recent two “dramatically pale” is because they are based on more traditional two door coupe versions of sedans, whereas the first ones were based on swoopy roadsters, a retro micro hatchback, and a low, mid-engine supercar. Meaning I don’t think the execution got any worse.

Sure, nothing quite compares to the original, but I’ll be damned if the 328 Hommage isn’t calling my name for a drive.