considering that brit brit is an arsonist maybe this is for the best.

Is Goody Grace a trans man. Cause he looks like a trans man. Not
that there is anything wrong with that but he was once a woman, right.

Duh.

Thanks, now I have a new account name Sleepy Baby Smiles☺.

Happy birthday to Ana de Armas, who chose to celebrate by going INSTAGRAM OFFICIAL!!!!!! with Ben Affleck. [Us Weekly]

Welcome to porn.

Armie Hammer appears to be stranded and shirtless in the Cayman Islands. [DailyMail]

Did the fire burn the rest of her shorts.

Mario Lopez is apparently having so much sex, according to Mario Lopez.

Lips are sealed and nostrils open, am i right.

Not to be outdone by his wife’s new career, budding voiceover actor Prince Harry has “recorded a special video” for Thomas the Tank Engine’s 75th birthday. [People]

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarznegger took a bike ride with my enemy.

Jane Goodall and Pierce Brosnan, the two people you’d want to hear from least, were in conversation about Earth Day. [Page Six]

CK opens his official statement by saying he was able to tell himself “it was OK to show women [his] dick” because he always asked them first.

Like those women should have.

Revelation 8:1-6 “YEAH”
¹ And when she had removed the seventh bow, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
² And I saw the seven bows which stood before God; and to them were given seven rainbows.
³ And another unicorn came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given…

Bruce Willis isn’t with his wife in the Willis family social-distancing pod because his six-year-old daughter tried to “poke her foot” with a hypodermic needle she found in the park?

I think Bruce Willis isn’t with his wife in the Willis family social-distancing pod because his six-year-old daughter tried to “poke her foot” with a hypodermic needle she found in the park.

Camila Cabello did not listen to Jezebel’s advice. [Hollywood Life]