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My son at the next Mets game : “Wow this new Mrs. Met got an ass on her.”

Guess she is going have to change her name to Robyn Rihanna Venty☺.

-At least we know Skinny Girl works, she got so skinny nobody can see her anymore.

Mr. Mojo Risin’,Corona gonna keep on risin’
Risin’, risin’
Death toll risin’, risin’
I’ts gone risin’, risin’
Corona risin’, risin’
Well, risin’, risin’
I gotta, wooo, Corona yeah, risin’
Whoa, oh yeah

Is that how they get there faces to look like that , sanitizer?

Everyone is an adult here, Natalie.”

Ok but don’t get upset when I have some brain showing
from my shorts when I’m preparing my foie gras.

- Jane Goodall (I’d imagine), Peering behind some bushes into the window of Prince Harry and Meghans home, Speaking into her late 80’s hand held recorder:

I think Puffy might have a point here , remember when Lizzo wore those assless pants at the Lakers game and then half the NBA got Corona and now the country shut down , coincidence?

Billie Eilish looks like what I imagine Jamba juice would look like come to life.

Hispanic account for 29% of the population and 34% of the city’s deaths. African Americans, while making up 22% of the city’s population, constitute 28% of deaths. While the white population makes up 32% of the population across the five boroughs, it constitutes 27% of deaths. Asians make up 14% of the population

modalities & multitudes , silently incendiary

Did joan get furloughed like the rest of us?

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Me after trying to put my cat in the stroller.

peanut butter sandwich, carrots, and almonds!

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Sadly Apropos for these times, try not to dance