Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

Well if it’s what you’re mostly, right now I am a proud Guacamole-American (no peas)

Idiots are people two!

I’m done with all this talk about hyphenated Americans. We are not Indian-Americans, Irish-Americans, African-Americans, rich Americans, or poor Americans - we are all Americans*

Gawker, Jezebel, why would you run this story, further publicizing the unfortunate mistake and giving mean-spirited people the chance to snark, retweet, and hurt even more people’s feelings unnecessarily? All week you’ve been rightly criticizing people who display the Confederate flag, rightly pointing out that it…

That seemed like a legitimate and reasonable response to a terrible mistake.

I really does seem like nobody cares, even the fucking comments section is empty.

Greta Gerwig AND Julie Delpy? There’s no way this movie won’t be completely obnoxious.

Couldn't agree more. She is horrible.

Her racism and homophobia just haven't endured her to me.

Well...let's not be hasty, now.

Not enough people will get this, but I want to be friends with everyone who does.

Yes. Never go with a hippie to a second dissenting opinion.

So I got from this she is an unapologetic racist comic. I dislike her as much before the interview as I do afterwards, she is also so unfunny.

Reagan gave us Kennedy. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

It’s a regular family house, not a sorority house.

Fake boobs. Hard to see anything else.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

We’re 3 days on and the woman is posting updates but not responding to any concerns that this is a scam. I’d love some followup from an intrepid Jezebel journalist.