Chemtrails gave me Morgellons.

So I’m gonna be real and make a confession. I’m agoraphobic, I think is the word. You could say it’s pretty bad and has gone on for a while. I feel like I’m kind of backed into a corner or a dead end and don’t know if there’s anything to change it. I look for friends online sometimes but it doesn’t usually pan out. It…

Now a whole host of male readers are going to be like “It’s not me though, right.....Nah.....it’s probably someone else...”

How did she lost years? She has visitation rights during the school year and the kids got the spend the summers with her. Just because she doesn’t have full custody doesn’t mean she’s been cut from their lives. Why is her relationship with her kids more important than his relationship with his kids? Being a woman…

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

I’m not trying to troll this story in any way, but does it bother anyone that this guy has never been convicted of anything..yes, the university handled this completely improperly, but smoke doesn’t always mean fire. Please keep in mind I’m not trying to defend this guy, but I do feel we’re crossing a line here in…

I’d take this over This Week in Tabloids any day.

Don’t forget he called San Antonio Cow Town because of all the fat women. He’s an asshole that people still like.

Ooh Lisa Ling + Sir Charles. Hot.

I used to think of Jezebel as a fat positive site, and it is when compared to mainstream sites. However, I have commented on various stories with a fat centric, fat positive perspective. These have neither been replied to a lot or starred a lot. As a fat positive Deathfat woman I have a certain experience of the world…

All it was missing was a cut-shot to the bandleader, grinning like an idiot or shaking his head ruefully at something “hilarious” the host said.

...has a killer writing staff.

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

She also cut off some hair, smeared makeup and stole shoes off the dead body

and a star for that screen name.

scrolled down to scream yaaaassssss at the m+m shade, leaving satisfied

Remember when Letterman asked her about Eminem and she looked around and asked if anybody had any M&M’s?

Mimi is THE SHADIEST. I love her.

Yes, that was hinted at in the aforementioned, “Obsessed.” It’s pretty obvious in the music video for it which should have won 1,000,000 awards. MIMI FOREVA