I’m not so sure she’s as dumb as some people seem to think, but either way she’s a grown woman with agency who went (goes) on such shows to promote her brands. Maybe I just have a thicker skin that some people but I don’t see anything “humiliating” about him razzing her jail stint. What, like nobody knew she’d gone to…

Yeah but see the thing is, he’s copped to that. He’s publicly apologized and said it was wrong of him. I’ve never heard Paris apologize for her bigoted antics on the video that surfaced a while back. Maybe she’s acknowledged it and I just haven’t seen it but Letterman’s contrition for his indiscretions has been public…

Yeeeaaahh... I dunno. Any time I’m tempted to feel sorry for her I start thinking about that horrible video of her (and her sister) throwing around the N-word at some “party” with their equally horrible friends and I guess I just think, y’know, maybe if she’d ever made some kind of public amends like “I was younger…

Last I heard Sir Charles was a fairly rabid Republican. He’s also said some...interesting things pertaining to race. Neither of these things mean you can’t find him hot! However his hotness turned cold for yours truly a long time ago for these reasons. WHY CB WHYYYYYYYY.

Also she forgot to mention how she seriously eats three times as much as a big strong man, she can’t stop eating bacon and butter and chocolate, you should see by the end of the night her designer gown is covered in grease, then host saying no way, he doesn’t believe it, can we believe that audience? (cut to audience:…

I totally understand the cinnamon toast one. The picture is NOT cinnamon toast. It’s toasted *cinnamon bread*, from the looks of the swirls in it. “Cinnamon toast” means toasted (non-cinnamon) bread sprinkled with a mixture of sugar and cinnamon, preferably spread with real butter before the sprinkling. What a day it…

Perfect!!

Thanks! Unfortunately my mantel is bare. I think the award is off cavorting with Natalie Portman’s Oscar on the Island of Cheeky False Idols.

I can’t be the only one who noticed the shade of “Have you ever written a song about M&M’s?” Mariah: “No, that’s just not deep enough for me”.

I hear ya! There may be a different “milk” reference in there somewhere.

He’s trying to tell us “You know you’re an Old if you easily recognize the logo on that Foremost milk carton from which McQueen is drinking.”

Maybe it’s just me but this seems somehow... symbolic. Like, “Sure you’re a grown woman and getting married. But I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM MY COLD COLD PERCH. Which is great, since I’m sure you’ll never call me again now that you’re married.”

It’d cut into their social media time. Hell, the only reason *I’m* not running is that it’d cut into my gossip-site commenting time.

Sounds good to me!

You have a point!

Eh, there’s snarking and then there’s snarking. I actually was completely sincere. As someone else pointed out, if someone ONLY eats a couple donuts a day, they’ll probably stay pretty thin. My point was that this is not a person who looks (or has looked, most of her adult life) like donuts or, yep, much of anything…

That I’m aware, she’s not doing chemo right now, though I admit I don’t keep close track. I know she’s been rail-thin for years, preceding her diagnosis or treatment(s). I’m also aware she has been an addict at various times, which can result in extreme thinness. Chemo-related or disease-related appetite loss may be…

That doesn’t bother me. I’m just annoyed that I’m supposed to believe she eats donuts. Or anything.

To say she was thrown from the vehicle and killed is conveying misinformation. It’s declarative, not speculative. The story doesn’t say “at first police said...” Maybe the writer didn’t read the stories linked in this article and therefore didn’t realize the incongruence between “she was thrown from the vehicle” and…

Yeah, that makes sense. It would be less confusing if the story here, above, didn’t have the misinformation that she was “thrown from the vehicle and killed.”