Since you told him to "keep the rest" I wonder if he pocketed it, thinking it was a tip.

Don't forget MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Wish I could star this a million times.

FWIW Howie Mandel has that diagnosed OCD germophobe thing too, I think I read or heard somewhere. Said he never shakes hands or hugs or things like that.

I doubt anybody would know her name if she hadn't been married to Salman Rushdie.

Watch some youtube clips of British shows (there are so many featuring him I can't keep them straight) where he's demonstrating how to cook something in a straightforward way rather than "fixing" a broken restaurant or hosting a competition. Best of all are clips of him cooking with his young children, including some…

Thank you.

I hope he doesn't.

You should turn your dad in for breaking the law and essentially stealing from taxpayers. He very much IS "getting assistance" in a roundabout way since he's not paying taxes while so many other, *honest* people are. If you're not willing to turn his sorry ass in, you could at LEAST point this out next time he goes…

I'd think they would be provided the means for a quick, painless death (cyanide? is that painless? I dunno) just in case it became necessary or preferable to some other kind of unavoidable protracted and/or painful imminent death, like starving to death.

In this case it seems he thought if she knew he masturbated to her movie, she'd be flattered.

I was wondering about that, do we know that he (or his staff) created it, as claimed in this article? Maybe I'm missing something but from the tweet I don't see any suggestion he created it, just that he's linking to it because he apparently thinks it's funny or clever. Maybe the writer of this article could give some…

This sprinkling of #notallmen protestations in the comment section is real cute and all, so by all means enjoy the attention you marathon pussyeaters, but I'm pretty sure Madonna did not mean literally "no one" but rather more like "most guys." And you know what, she's right.

I'm not so sure how many people are *buying* her music. Maybe more like listening to it online and ripping it from online.

Oh god, dog noises. I HATE HATE HATE when someone lets or even invites (!!!) their dog to slurp around their mouth with its tongue. I've seen so many dog owners do this and the combination of slurpy sound and all-around grossness nearly makes me faint. I like dogs, honest I do, but dog owners who "kiss" your dog like…

The club/goth kids and drag queens Joan Rivers had on her talk show circa late 80s / early 90s did the cutesy retro-metal-lunchbox thing while MM was still trying to figure out weather he's an Autumn or a Winter. Come to think of it, that may be exactly where he gets most of his inspiration.

He probably just wants Beyonce to put her clothes back on (she's a slut for the way she performs, y'know.. just ask Huckabee. Or Sam Smith?) and stop attracting so much attention.

I believe there's a restraining order against him, possibly filed by Pat Houston, Whitney's manager (more than 20 years) and sister-in-law.

Not sure what other specific support he may have lent at the time but FWIW Tyler Perry used his private jet to bring Whitney's body from California, where she died, to New Jersey, where she's from, for burial.

Maybe she's a Beyonce fan.