So they’re repurposing a ship that would otherwise be dismantled in an environmentally friendly manner, and your take is it’s bad, just because it’s for a billionaire?

Vegan? Is that some millennial euphemism for vinyl interior? And I only want a meat-based interior. Bacon wrapped steering wheel and a nice veal covered seats.

Those all sound like excellent reasons to just go buy a sweet E46. 

Aren’t they about 3850lbs? Not light, but if 150lbs is 1 large poop for you, you may want to see a doctor.

Nobody needs a car that can do 0-60 in under 2 seconds. It’s absurd that anyone with $150,000 can just place an order for this level of rolling vehicular manslaughter from the factory. If you want to run faster than 12s, you should have to build it yourself.

Street cars don’t have factory-fitted wrinkle walls yet, so probably not

Meh, I drive in NYC all the time. Trade vans have the serious advantage of being completely uncaring of what they trade paint with. Everybody yields to White Van Man.

This is completely pointless. Part of my family runs a big greenhouse business in Maine, and they have had a bunch of vans, which I have borrowed on numerous occasions when things needed to be moved. Even the ‘90s version of these with whatever wheezy V8 was standard at the time would basically smoke the tires for as…

Why is Cara Delevigne a thing in the first place? Who is asking for this? 

That’s actually one of my regulars. Not that I patronize frequently anymore. Now if they get rid of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, I may never have a reason to go back.

Let’s see them try that on my 2014 Ram.

I also feel like a company confident in its 250k “vehicle” wouldn’t get its feathers ruffled and need to defend itself in Jalopnik’s comments section. If that were the case, Elon would be trolling Jalopnik 24/7.

Jalopnik and Eric what do you have against our company to make hateful comments?  I would’ve thought the fact that it has a dodge demon engine in it would be the coolest thing as an automotive enthusiast rather than such hateful unnecessary comments. Tank is a fresh and unique design something most small and large…

Camaro taillights and flying buttresses like the Ford GT. What’s going on with that rear end?!?

I call b.s.

I’m a little worried about the Macho Cosmo (Cosmo Macho?) tires. Anyone who’d install those probably didn’t have the cash to correctly maintain the rest of the vehicle, so god knows what’s wrong with it.

A minimum of 1,000 satellites per company, multiplied by the 4 named American companies, multiplied by the number of nations elsewhere...

Could be a small map and a regular sized pin. 

I see two doors. I’ll allow it.