Suicide clarifies that it was intentional. This may be more graphic than you'd like, but when someone doesn't have a long enough rope (who does?), they can tie a shorter length, like a necktie or shoelace, to a bedpost and just sit down. For whatever it's worth, he seems to have left a few quasi-notes through twitter.
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Coroners on the scene are generally better at their jobs than guys on the internet. I suspect they know the difference between auto-erotic asphyxiation and hanging.

The header picture: hearing aid? Oddly large, disconnected earbud? Stylistic choice of the kids these days?

Username/comment synergy 10/10

You're conflating unethical with tasteless.
Planned Parenthood is getting a huge boost and you're concern trolling. Who on earth cares if Allison Janney gets another shiny little man out of this as long as thousands more women get mammograms, IUDs, pap smears, gardasil, [continues ad nauseam…]

He's wrong, anyway. Tortellini is the most feminine pasta.

Honestly, if all my friends jumped off a bridge, I'd assume the bridge was on fire and that I just couldn't tell yet.

Counterpoint: please kill Blaine. This show appears to have completely forgotten what a complete monster he was. You're raising the idea of redemption? He gleefully murdered homeless children for money, he's raped countless women and he murders anyone who gets in his way. I was a little bored with him in the second…

I was utterly infuriated that the graphic wasn't a hybrid of all three: fire, with the mech theme, and then the Hydra symbol. Wrap things up properly!

Except that that wasn't why his show was cancelled: it was aging into unprofitability, had already hit syndication numbers, ABC is looking to rebuild anyway, and it isn't owned by the studio so ABC will cut and run when they can.
And he's not getting shit for expressing a conservative opinion, he's getting shit for…

Possible tip: My mother used to just rake my room and then make me clean the pile.

I think that's about half of ER.

I was going to say "just bring back Limitless" but then I noticed this is ABC, not CBS. The sentiment remains.

Quoth Jack Donaghy: "Why would we do that? That makes no sense."

My sister is a fidgeter. I don't know that she's particularly anxious or even very energetic, but she is virtually always playing with something she's grabbed off a table or something that's lying on the floor or making a noise with her mouth or something. This is a 32 year old woman. I, on the other hand, have a…

35:24. Not bad for a Friday, especially for someone who's out of practice. It felt a little easy for a Friday, frankly.

This is long winded but worth it:
My rural area's FB group was dedicated, for a long time, to things like missing dogs and suspicious vehicles and all of the things neighbors are supposed to talk about. 2.5 years ago, it went bad. People began posting lynching pictures, talking excitedly about the coming race war;…

Agent He'sProbablyReallyNice And MaybeSharesATrailer, B.J. Britt.

With this budget decrease, I'd assume they can't. Not unless he's willing to work for scale or something.

We seem to keep saying that, don't we?