Eh, ship 'em to me with a list.

I really gotta get to that show.

how high are you right now?

No legislatures have declared pi to be 3. A physician and amateur mathematician in Indiana offered a delusionally strange attempt to "square the circle", which would necessarily have entailed changing pi. This was in 1897. He failed on account of being bugfucking crazy.
The popular rumor that Alabama tried to or has…

Layers, brah!

Shows are graded against themselves; this wasn't an A- when judged against Arrested Development or Seinfeld or [insert your favorite comedy]. This was an A- against itself.
If you keep checking in and not enjoying it, then it's just not your jam.

Congratulations, you've just been made Director of the Federal IT Department.

I thoroughly doubt it. Trump was gleefully discussing how much he enjoyed committing sexual assault; if he'd used less offensive terminology, it would still be as offensive. Colbert, on the other hand, has most likely dropped a few f-bombs in the last half hour; as long as none of them refer to sexual assault or…

Milo's all about free speech, what'd he tweet about this?

Nope, she had a piercing, holding on a decorative "nipple shield" - the barbell is threaded through the center of the shield. Looks a bit like a pasty but is instantly recognizable to anyone who's familiar with the nipple shield.

Just watch her episodes of Parks and Rec again. Problem solved!

That stuck out to me too, like Jimmy Eat World is somehow uber-masculine.

Story time: my parents took a lovely vacation to Hawaii when I was a year old and my sister was 7. My dad took my sister out to see the sights while my mother relaxed with me at the hotel. I was at the stage where I wouldn't stop crying no matter what my mother did, so she finally put me in the crib and relaxed with a…

I've considered it, and I still think it's fucking idiotic. That pipeline they were pretending to care about? That climate change thing, and all those environmental regulations? Those student loans they were complaining about? Literally any healthcare system? The ability to choose whether or not to carry a rapist's…

I can acknowledge that HRC ran a campaign that, at best, didn't have a finger on the pulse of the country and underestimated their opponent while also thinking that third-party voters and voters who sat it out just to stick it to the DNC are fools who like to think of themselves as better than the rest of us.

But he deserved them because he's whitespecial.

Snark withdrawn, good Stichface. I stand by the recipe suggestions, however.

Uh, they could maybe get off of or be on a lower dose of the blood pressure meds if they weren't pouring salt on the food. Maybe try pepper and parsley, or thyme, or curry powder.

I suspect a lot of these things are regional or even on a franchise basis. In my area, Carl's Jr has easily the best food (I don't go for political reasons) and Burger King is laughable in every way.

I don't grant the premise though. I think anyone with their teeth that close to someone's dick is not in the submissive position.
ETA: sorry to all the fellas who just crossed their legs.