No chemicals, either.

You turn off the heat first, right?
Now your constant complaints of house fires make sense.

Well, neither would algae, but Corinne is gonna close her eyes and think of England.

*ahem* Spirulina is a dietary supplement, and as such is not regulated. It is occasionally contaminated with microcystins that cause GI disturbance and long-term liver damage and sometimes death. It is also not as good for you as "wellness" sites claim: it only has four grams of protein, it's a bit high in fat, and…

I went in with an open mind, I promise. I was young enough at that point to not know that she'd been on Dawson's Creek, and I didn't have much context for the Tom Cruise ongoing nightmare. I've actually gained a lot of respect for her in recent years for managing to apparently have a long-term, hidden plan to grab her…

Haha, McDonald's gave roughly the limit to everyone, give or take, and then, sticking out like a sore thumb amongst all the $2500s and $5000s is a $375 to Eric Cantor. Even McDonald's was like, "eh, you're fucked and we hate you."

Rihanna/a Kardasian will wear these. 15 year olds will see that she's wearing Topshop, flock to the website, see their more sane, but still cute and trendy designs, and buy those instead. Topshop probably only ordered about fifty of these plastic monstrosities so as to pretend there was a run on them while not wasting…

Friendly disagreement, then. I can't comprehend a world in which Joey from Dawson's Creek is at all similar to The Honorable Woman.

Don't say I, Robot around here, man. Insta-fight.
I find both of them to be hacks of the highest order. I'll admit I'm even more annoyed with Berlanti because I think he's been unfairly anointed for making mediocre, passable TV that just happens to have the right amount of fanservice. Geeks will let him off the hook…

I'd say Gyllenhaal got the same caliber of writing, and did a much more compelling job.

I'm the local defender of Big Pharma (I'd be dead without various medications) but Ambien desperately needs to be taken off the market. There is something seriously wrong with that medication.

Wow, Greg Berlanti and Akiva Goldsman? Way to kill any enthusiasm I must have been able to muster. Berlanti can't manage any understanding of human behavior or dialogue, and Goldsman has assisted in such wonderful creations as Jonah Hex, Hancock, those Hunger Games knockoffs that failed, the mind-boggling insanity…

Per CDC: "Invasive MRSA infections that began in hospitals declined 54% between 2005 and 2011."

Okay, I get the complaining, I really do. I don't care for Nabin, but I'll miss Harris. But how many of the people complaining have adblock turned on? This is a free site. This is the unfortunate reality of running a website in this day and age.
I just don't want to see people leave the last decent comment board.

I'm a dreaded Millenial, but my mother tells of a time when news was taken seriously. Propaganda was fairly obvious instead of the insidious subtle stuff we have now, and a thinking person could see through it. Supposedly there were only one or two tabloids at the…apparently it was called a newspaper stand? Most…

Please, Steven Tyler is even less killable than Rasputin.

Aerosmith isn't known for being political; Radiohead makes guilt-inducing videos about the kids who make shoes. Half their songs are political in nature.

There's something with the Hitler hairdo line, but I can't quite find it.

I just need you to know that I heard all of that in F Murray Abraham's voice.

Seriously, I am terrified of this guy's kids.