Speaking of Breaking Bad writing on the fly: the kid who got to meet the BB cast and crew through Make-A-Wish gave them the idea of Walt filtering his cash through Gretchen and Elliot and down to Walt Jr. Either Gilligan hadn't worked out that little problem yet or had decided to let it lie, but the 17-year-old had…

I'm a huge lover of literature and I will forever be angry about being forced to read The Scarlet Ibis and Anthem.

And apparently Thor never moved in, and has just been bummin around being a terrible roommate.

People that don't hit geese?

His dog just died, don't insult him like that!

This was such an unsettlingly polite exchange that it looks sarcastic. You're internetting wrong, guys!

And then the murders began.

Yeah, the reduced fat peanut butter is an insane crock. They fluff it up with sugar and air to make it seem more substantial and taste better, making it actually higher calorie and higher sugar than regular peanut butter. It's best to just get the peanut butter with the least additives, and avoid palm oil because it's…

*faints dead away*

It would be phrased as Gaston/Lefou. Exclamation points are reserved for relevant descriptors, like soulless!Spike or angel!Dean. The smut generally goes without saying.

I started Buffy on the anniversary with the express purpose of getting it done before April 1st. I skipped much of S1, a bit of S2, and I'm at the end of S3. I'm gonna need to start skipping through again.

STOP IT

I mean, ok, but there's an entire FBI division devoted to looking at child porn. They intentionally keep websites open so they can track the users.

I think @avclub-4ffb0d2ba92f664c2281970110a2e071:disqus is perhaps more frustrated with the whole Jane Krakowski playing a Native American thing? Because, yeah, that's fucking awful. A self-aware bigoted joke is still a bigoted joke.
I do, however, disagree with his assertion that Fey supports white women but not…

Pedophiles who are looking at underage porn tend to hide it, not write massive exposes shouting out their favorite sites.

I care because someone committed a crime against him, with willful intent to endanger him, and people are dismissing and celebrating it because he's a Jewish hasbeen who defended Clinton's nomination. I read the NYMag article; I agree he acted with poor judgment but to characterize him as "involved with child porn" is…

He really is both terrifying cunning and astoundingly lucky. I'm not sure he could've managed what he's done in Russia if he hadn't been there at the exact right time and place. They were just desperate for a cult of personality.

Oh FFS.

Merriam Webster defines fascism as: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of…

But then people who aren't quite feminists but aren't anti-feminists see jokes like that and think "huh, maybe these feminists are shitty man-haters." It seems counterproductive.