In that case, scrap away, billy!

We made a habit of stealing inbred poodles from a local puppy mill when our repeated calls to animal control were ineffective.
They were the color of burlap sacks (white under all the matted dirt and shit), covered in ticks and fleas, usually had some scarring, and there was no shelter from the 25 degree nights or 105…

This time next year I expect the "quality panda fucking" tab to have at least ten more entries or I'm taking your gun and badge, Sean.

I want Chris Evans to host.
ETA: You hear me, SNL writers? Make it happen!

My stolen mini poodle was named Stella for a Grateful Dead song (my dad's suggestion, after I'd noticed all our other dogs were named for songs).

Fellas, this guy wandered over from Reddit to defend Pepe as something only old people care about. He uses circular logic, changes goalposts like crazy, beats strawmen to death, and for all his supposed high-intellect love of statistics, he's yet to show a study disproving the usefulness of PBS. You're tilting at a…

Hilariously, a huge number of recipients of SNAP and WIC are veterans and their families. Whoops, that's not hilarious.

I'll make my appreciation known by making a helpful suggestion.

Disqus is the worst commenting system, except for all the others.

hey, what was the little bit of code to add to the end of the URL to get the old comments system? some saint posted it yesterday and I didn't save it. It should be posted at the head of each newswire.

My area is, as of 2010, 46% white, and that has gotten quite a bit lower in the last 7 years due to a population boom. I grew up watching kids show off confederate flags at school, I've seen dozens on trucks and shirts, and a few hanging off houses. I can't imagine what it's like seeing that. Assholes everywhere, I…

One big difference would be that no one here is going onto their facebook page and calling these people horrific names. People here vent to a generally closed community of mostly like-minded people (yes, yes, bubble blah). Very few people here go and attack these people on their own turf, and the only reason these…

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-Sourcery, Sir Terry Pratchett

SF is a food paradise these days. There's definitely diners, although maybe I'm not thinking of the same kind you are; there's a lot of greasy spoon joints, a lot of brunch places and a lot of cheap burger/fries/coffee places. There's definitely Greek food places run by Greek people.

I see Confederate flags in California. These people ain't right.

It must be either regional or a time thing. My area drive-in was one of the last operating ones in NorCal in the 90s, and I have fond memories of cramming a few people into the trunk of my sister's beater to save $15. I was a tiny kid, so I just jammed myself into the little foot area in the backseat.
I'll get off…

I tried to tell you! Will you let me out now?

Your drive-in charged by the car?! What the hell was I stuffing myself in the trunk for?

I cannot wait for A Wrinkle In Time, speaking of DuVernay.

But wouldn't "young Chinese man knows magic kung fu" perhaps be even worse?