Step 1: Dress up Nick Offerman
Step 2: Have him assault various fools in DC
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

Just checking. I don't see Warren as electable to begin with. With the exception of a long-term smear campaign (and they'll make up for lost time) she has every problem Clinton did, and she'll be older in 2020 than Clinton was in 2016.

I've gotten some slight consolation imagining the novels John le Carre is going to wring out of all of this. Assuming he can write anything other than "fuck this shit" over and over.

In what election is there a choice between a senator from New Jersey and a senator from Massachusetts?

Nope, 100,000 means the WH has to respond. Not that it has to happen. They'll respond with "what? look over there!"

You should really just relax.

The original edgelord.

Hey thanks!
EDIT: Also, flagged, you horrific piece of shit.

I take your point, but the crux of the joke is: I can't wait until this child is thirteen, and therefore old enough for R. Kelly to rape her. Your professor was reaching by bringing race into it, but I don't think it's a well-constructed enough joke to justify going that dark, and it makes Julie a horrific person…

Downvoted, flagged, blocked, nuked from orbit.

Sometimes it's a single act, I think. Occasionally, but not often, a younger man will misunderstand silence as consent (I've witnessed the aftermath of this twice, and I don't get out much). Men (yes, generalizing) tend to think that an uncomfortable woman will speak up; oftentimes, a woman will freeze in alarm and…

Goddammit, I actually had a bit where I included "except Luthor is smart, and occasionally capable of class, notably when he paid for his gorilla cellmate's classical music station" but I edited it out for brevity.

Good to know everyone looked terrible in 2007 and not just me.

Yeah, how in fuck is Gitmo on his head? Do people just refuse to acknowledge that a president can't wave a wand and close an intricately complex prison system? They wouldn't let him close it. He maybe didn't make enough of a stink about it (save mentioning it in his SOTU every single year), I could possibly cede that.

Trump reminds me much more of Luthor, at least the JLU's Luthor. He's insane, egotistical, needlessly mean-spirited, he became president solely to prove to one guy that he could despite being a criminal, doesn't like women.
Also, bald.

Chuck Dixon is 62 and Graham Nolan is 54. Churchill's maxim seems to have held.
Scientifically, the evidence backs you, but only slightly. One of the most wildly creative writers (Lovecraft) was also wildly and creatively racist.
I don't think I've replied to you yet so let me take this opportunity to say your avatar…

It's not remotely my place to tell Merriam-Webster how to do their job, but does "presented as" belong in there? It seems to provide wiggle room with regards to objectivity.

It's still a Dowd B-. He's a tough grader, and, as he admits, had inflated expectations. I'd say don't be disappointed yet, just tone down your own expectations a bit.

Nah, Luthor with the Brainiac implant.

It is still a pop culture website. I see the argument that he is a reality show host turned President, and I agree with it, but if I want wall-to-wall Trump I can go to TPM or Google News. I miss just talking about TV and movies. I'm hoping the increase in revenue that all this has surely led to will allow them to…