She had a stroke. Someone should've taken her phone away, for christ's sake.

Sunlight is necessary for the body to synthesize Vitamin D. The more sunlight a person is exposed to, the more risk of a Vitamin D buildup; dark skin was necessary at the equator to prevent overabsorption. Once people migrated north or south, they received less sunlight and therefore less opportunity for Vitamin D, so…

Still holding out for an Animorphs Netflix series.

The reviews from actual fashion industry critics were scathing. I know fashion doesn't have a good rep here, for some good reasons (modeling standards are indeed horrific) and some bad ones, but the gleeful destruction of Yeezy from the fashion world was a thing to behold. It wasn't just that the clothes were bad; he…

Trying to get from Linda Hamilton to an actual joke, but can't quite bring it home. Can someone else find it?

Sacramento is nicer than people think! Diverse, cheapish, tolerable weather (at the moment), plentiful meth, and only two hours from SF or Tahoe!

I'll never forget you, rural juror.

In that spirit: I disagree with you on virtually everything, but I respect you and like you for walking into this lions' den, sharing your views politely and trying to get along with a whole buncha snarky lefties.

National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. The hits keep coming.

I'll give you this one, Internet!

When I was in the "five year old repeats phrase over and over until parent wants to kill self" phase, my parents taught me "Clapton is God." My dad also taught me Zappa lyrics to recite at preschool, which got them a worried parent-teacher conference because I had been singing "Penguins in Bondage."

Hey, in that second one the character actually has feet! They're not grounded on anything, because that would be hard, but they're there!

Your kid is kinda my hero now. Breezybubbles' Daughter 2040!

“Never cross a woman with a star on a stick, young lady. They've got a mean streak.” - Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

No. See this article: http://www.newsweek.com/myt…
This entire thing is bananas to me. All of the emails people were getting incensed about were dated AFTER the delegate count had swung irrevocably in HRC's favor. The worst thing the DNC employees did was bitch about a guy making the party look bad. They didn't even…

Hillary as Satanist lunatic was constantly trending on Twitter.

Uh, ok. Thanks?

*bows* One good thing about this election, maybe Lewis Black can be relevant again.

Gotcha, thanks.

Bannon.