Just a reminder that the poverty level for a single person in the United States is $16,000 a year. This asswipe nearly doubled what someone can barely get by on for a TABLE.

Only the best.

Considering this administration, I am more than willing to accept a guillotine that make take several chops to get the job done.

What fucking chair is this sleepy asshole looking for that’s $5,000 plus?

“$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair”

The cops are too scared to show up without their AR-15s. But yes, students, you should feel safe. Am I the only one that has never been comforted by police with huge guns?

Why have half measures? Every school is both school and police precinct. We could go even further. Every school is both school and military base. Response time would be greatly improved.

Yes but it doesn’t involve guns being part of the solution so Florida is gonna have to pass on that.

It is not possible that he deleted the three words that would be most convenient to his narrative to delete by accident. Honestly, if you’re just forwarding an email to a news outlet I’m not sure how you’d delete any three words from the middle of the email by accident.

No need to be so angry about random nerds on the internet, my friend.

Touch of Greyscale

It’s income discrimination, I’m telling you.

One of the silliest parts of 45*’s “plan” is the proposed tax credits. Didn’t the GOP just pass a tax code because the old system was “too complicated?”

What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.

Good? Sure. Perfect? No. However I know some very good boys who would perform a lot better in an active shooter environment:

This would work.

I was about to post that to Sean Hannity, the opportunistic holiness of a US-regulated symbol is more important than the individual rights guaranteed by the Constitutional Amendments.

Credit where credit is due: He really nailed Trump’s I-got-nothing-going-on-upstairs 1,000-yard stare.

For the same reason they aren’t aware of more than 2 Amendments.

And so continues this adminstration’s grand plan of turning the entire country into West Virginia.