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This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.

Pink Skull, my unwilling laugh of the day is awarded to YOU!

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

You don’t have to know facts. You aren’t required to examine anything. Why have any regard for your fellow man when you can just believe he isn’t trying hard enough? Conservatism means that you can lie back and trust in the accepted narrative. You can believe that the Civil War was about your heritage and that guns

So this is why Trump gave his standard 2016 campaign speech today? I mean he’s basically Al Bundy reminding everyone that he scored 4 TD’s in high school forever. The irony of people chanting lock her up at these events is too much. For real Hillary should tell anyone and everyone in The GOP and Fox News to go

This x 1,000. Conservatives are the most dim-witted, panicky, paranoid idiots on earth, you are so right, they fear everything. Everything is coming for them, it must be EXHAUSTING living like that.

As a white woman, one thing I’m learning from these is that I have to start out my comments with “as a white woman.”

I look forward to the Clapback because I get to laugh at stupid people, and that makes me feel better. But this week the Clapback is making me feel better in a different, much more wholesome way. Thank you Harriot.

Starlene HOLLOWAY. So famous you’ve never heard of her. I second the motion to give her a daily column on The Root.

Starlene deserves a four part investigative series at minimum. Let’s hear some quotes from her black child, HANDSOME WHITE HUSBAND, The Rolling Stones and God.

I’m coming clean:

Nick I love you but embrace the paragraph, it makes large amounts of text easier to read

JESUS TELLS ME HOW FOR SPELL AND TYPE GOOD WORDS FOR GOD!

Holy shit someone get Starlene Holloway her own reality TV show, I NEED that kind of insane comedy in my life.

As a rule, I don’t read anything containing more than 5% capitalization. It is a complete waste of my mental bandwidth.

I wish your correspondents didn’t hate paragraphs so much.

I come into Clapback to see stupid get smacked hard and what do I get instead? Decency and kindness! What is this world coming to!

She’s on the meth and oxy with a few cocktails thrown in. Also notice when he didn’t answer she said he called her racist and a bitch? That was muy scary.

They are a VERY FAMOUS FAMILY.