I think we can be certain that Trump has never screamed “The Russians are Coming!” in any circumstance.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-how-the-deadspin-staff-is-voting-1788679072

There’s plenty of them. And plenty of people (authors included) who chose not to vote.

Shit, I didn’t consider that when I put together my “How Will Faux News Warp Reality” roulette wheel.

Except for the armed deputy who pissed himself when he had the chance to stop 17 people from being murdered

Actually writing that shit out like anyone cares just proves you are lying. More exclusive club than MENSA, yet spends his days being an asshole on kinja. Totally checks out. [wanking gesture]

Armed teachers will be a protected class like America’s biggest pussies - Cops.

Shit, if you diddled some kids and raped a few people, you might in Trump’s Cabinet right now picking out a $5,000 chair. You clearly made some bad choices in your life by being decent.

[ahem] let’s take a crack at their response:

Meanwhile, an armed teacher is in custody in Georgia (sorry, I meant former secessionist and slave state, Georgia)

I am glad you posted this because this is right up my alley. I read Wright’s The Terror Years recently, and am now very interested in watching this.

He is a liar. Plain and simple.

He shouldn’t have started the series then.

I am over it. I have no interest in watching that show since GRRM is too goddamned lazy to finish his own work. I know he doesn’t OWE me anything, which is why I keep saying HE IS A BITCH.

GRRM is a lazy, cash-grabbing bitch for not finishing what he started.

I’m torn between the suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.... Thoughts?

I want to take your one star away. Is that possible? Negative likes?

Conservatives love management efficiencies more than children. 

Imagine thinking “loving art” is something to be ashamed of?

Seeing as Stephen Miller eats children for sustenance, I don’t see how this is possible.