SO MUCH TRICKLING DOWN!!! What a success.

yikes

Um.....it’s right there in the tweet.

Is that stairway going 30 mph down the tarmac or are my arms tired. EH?

You left out a couple instances of “muh daddy says/said”.  

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But then you will die, and someone will be stuck with it all.

In my opinion, YouTube Red is all you need.

Fun fact 2.0 - the christian god is a fabrication and myth like every religion ever invented by man.

At some point, we as a united nation are going to have to deal with this issue. There are too many people who want a theocracy, and believe in dominionist theory. I will not for one second live under the yoke of religion or the false hierarchy it engenders.

If the christian god was half what it’s cult followers think it was, it wouldn’t need a bunch of out-of-work plebs to hold signs on it’s behalf.

Top 5 movie of my childhood.

Oh god no. I read Oryx and Crake and went into a depression. I wish I had never read it.

Why can’t everyone else use the “I WAS JUST KIDDING! HAHALOL” excuse that every conservative lawmaker uses when it’s revealed they were calling their neighbor the N-word or telling their senatorial page how they want to put a baby in them. Goose. Gander.

Good point. They are more open to abuse from employers.

Bud, you’re asking a conservative to have empathy, compassion, and understanding. Just move on, it ain’t happening.

1. Because immigrants don’t scare me. However, Cops do scare me. And Christians, and Gun owners, and Lone wolf white men as well. Can we build a wall around domestic abusers or parents who leave handguns where their kids can get at them? I am not afraid of an immigrant walking into a school and shooting my kids, but I…