This made me laugh even more than that time I got ten tickles.

Samson in the court room

Or just Google “olympic medal count” and this comes up

One part NBC didn’t skimp on? The introduction of the U.S. delegation, which in real life took 62 seconds but which appeared on American television to take more than seven minutes. (They looped parts, which is why you heard the same portion of Psy’s “Gangnam Style” over and over again.)

Are we seeing an uptick in irregular-ass sex to compensate? Or at least regular ass-sex?

Yeah let’s put a bunch of school kids on a new rocket’s test flight.

If it’s any consolation, Colt McCoy will unseat him in training camp.

Great...because any time you can give away badly needed draft picks for a 33 year old mediocre quarterback, you gotta do it. Godspeed Kirk Cousins...get the hell out of this brutal cesspool that is Dan Snyder’s Redskins.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

It’s an economy that baby boomers have been tailoring to themselves in the last 35 years. Who got to work at supermarket (which was considered a middle class job back then) and buy a house and car? Baby boomers. Who were the first actual affordable “pony” cars targeted to in the earl 60's? Baby boomers. Ask the WW2…

Hmm, have no idea about that, but I’m a straight woman and I’d look. Nothing wrong with a glance as long as you move on and look people in the eye too.

Do you have to. Do you have to. Do you have to pull my finger...

Can we talk about the fucking ref throwing the flag for Diggs’s awesome helmet flip? I’m not sure there is a better encapsulation of being an NFL fan. Here is probably one of the top 5 most exciting moments in NFL history unfolding, and this jamoke just blindly inserts himself into it with a completely meaningless,…

Katrina, Part Deux

That’s more unabashed human joy than would typically get expressed in an entire year in Minnesota.

“I bet you hate that.”

I’m not particularly into YouTube (though I do have my rabbit holes), but I cannot get worked up about this particular “scandal.”

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

My ad-blocker prevented it from turning on, not just muting it. They know we hate them but they put them out anyway, then complain that using ad-blockers prevents them from earning necessary. Too bad: show us respect and you’ll get it back; otherwise, hello uBlock!