Just great. Now we are all going to live in fear of having some mad man drug us and cut off our faces in order to steal our baseball season tickets.

Two minutes? When’s the last time you went to an MLB game? I’ve waited in line for half an hour to get in to see the White Sox.

Yes, this is no more than what Gawker.com deserves.

The bitterness is astounding. While you guys aren’t part of Gawker any more, it’s you and your fellow (some former) co-workers fault. You (collective) shit in your bed, and now your angry at someone else for it.

It was probably a case of CYA.

I’m absolutely with you on that from a personal preference stand point. But if you could see what the sales numbers look like, its absolutely disgusting. A rotater bar I worked with, 24 taps. 12 of them at minimum IPAs. The 12 IPA lines. Would blow through at least a half barrel each, a night. On weekends and…

A broke ass shkreli I mean he does t even got a Wutang 

Trail of Tears? Seriously? We are seriously going to compare what would in all likelihood be a bunch of short bus rides to the suburbs with people forced at gunpoint to walk thousands of miles across dangerous lands with not nearly enough supplies to survive and immune systems not ready to be exposed to new foreign di…

I thought it was traditional for Gawker to be owned by a self-satisfied shitlord?

First Hulk Hogan, now Goldberg. Seems like the downfall of Gawker is being booked like 90s WCW brother.

Makes sense, since being a self-satisfied shitlord was a requirement for working at the old Gawker.

Who knows, maybe he’ll dedicate the site to outing gay people and publishing stolen sex tapes?

It’s almost like you don’t think that “Gawker Stalker”, outing private individuals and publishing sex tapes, all revenue-driven decisions, weren’t cynical. Or, maybe you just aren’t conversant with the definition of the term.

So this guy got the winning bid in a court auction.  If you had an issue with the buyer, put together your own group of investors and place a winning bid.  Otherwise, your article is simply a case of butthurt.

This is the kind of high quality journalism that only outing private citizens and distributing stolen sex tapes can provide.

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

And Republicans also used to hate Russians, not fete and praise them, so
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I have mixed thoughts. Kylie was definitely pre-ordained for a life of fame and wealth. I don’t think she was pre-ordained to found an $800 million cosmetics company. I have the same “Her? Really?” thoughts when I see money stats about Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba’s companies. If converting B-list fame into a…

The giant misspelling of Francisco in the title isn’t enough?

The old site wasn’t on “Disqus” — that was just the commenting service. The old site was running on a CMS that had been internally developed at the Onion over the course of many years. That includes the code necessary to lay out pages, the interface staff uses to write posts, and (probably most important to Univision)…