I’m quite sure he’s assiduously cultivated likability his entire life. It’s how weasels like this get close to power.

None of it is waste, because this is awesome, you humorless prig

This is the part about LeBron that I don’t get: this is twice now he’s left Cleveland amidst talk that his supporting cast was crap. Which is fine, but didn’t he basically pick his supporting cast? Why doesn’t anyone mention this? 

End of LeBron?  No.  MJ solidified as the GOAT?  Yes.

I think you are still right for calling LeBron a cocksucker in 2010. He was. He’s matured since then as most people in their mid-20s to early 30s tend to do. I think you can say both that he was a cocksucker in 2010 and that he’s earned his bliss in 2018.

Forget the number of rings, Jordan never “ring chased” from team to team like LeBron did.

Oh look at big city fancy pants doesn’t want a bowl full of fingers!

Replace the chorus to “Brass Monkey” with “Max Muncy.”

Jill Abramson tweeted a spot-on criticism about the paper totally missing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s primary victory on Tuesday night

Asking pseudo-medicine fanatics to specify what ‘toxins’ they’re ‘cleansing’, the mechanism by which this action is occurring, and how they’ve measured the efficacy has long been a favorite pastime of mine.

Poking the steak with a thermometer letting out all the juices is indeed bullshit. Its something people have actually tested, and it doesn’t work that way. Meat’s not a balloon. Moisture leaking out due to cuts/poke/holes happens cause you’re breaking up cells. You have to break up an awful lot of them (as when…

Probably said something anti-beard.

I’m a white, straight male and I care.  GTFO with that bullshit.

Making Germany the “Arians Nation” doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Auf wiedersehen, Felicia.

Their fans are “idiots” for advancing to the round of 16 of the World Cup? A team that beat Germany? OK bud!

Why are you not eating BEFORE the damn flight. Not like you didn’t know you were leaving. Be an adult, fuel up before your flight and don’t worry about lugging your lunch aboard a damn plane.

Emily Blunt is a great actress. Love her in everything. Even Sicario

Juan Brolín

Don’t watch Seven.