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Yep. Right here in Ohio crops wither and die on the vine because there are no immigrants to pick them. And all that fat white garbage screaming about them thar damn immergints takin’ er jobs are suddenly nowhere to be found.

Why is barstool growing so fast while Deadspin is laying off employees? 

Well you know they actually employ people that are actually informed about the sports they cover. Unlike deadspin who continue to allow Billy to steal a living here. Are his WC previews finally done?

I didn’t realize that ICE fell under the Governor of New York’s purview.

Good a time as any for this:

Most dishwashers besides the cheapest tiers (which barely clean anyways and mostly exist to fill the dishwasher hole in kitchens to make them sellable/rentable) have stem-ware racks now, as well as other things to make sorting inside easier and less dangerous for the stuff within (like a big spoon holder on the side…

Twitter is garbage and people should stop using it.

Man, Rob Porter is going to get the ol’ “new phone, who dis?” in about 20 minutes.

Slightly more gay than jacking off, slightly less gay than watching home makeover shows with your wife.

If you haven’t send a picture of your asshole you’re complicit.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

Let us hope more for a lengthy prison term for our BeBest boy.

it’s also, apparently, never leg day.

If you’re really looking to put your tortilla crumbs to good use, they work well if you throw them into your eggs when making an omelet. Bonus points if you throw some Dorito crumbs in there too.

To be fair, they’ve lost about 1,000 journalist to murder in the past 10 years or so. If they don’t have woke verified check marks to let them know they aren’t woke, how are they supposed to learn?

And the guy two doors down from you thinks baseball sucks. And that woman in the cubicle next to you Monday? She can’t stand football.

Do better.

If she wanted him to say, she could have just gotten pregnant (or faked it) like a normal (crazy) high school girlfriend.

TO ORCHESTRATE A (crime less serious than a) MURDER

Though imagining David Tracy picking up a scooter at the airport and riding along the I-75 service drive for two hours, backpack full of Jeep parts, to his home in the suburbs, is funny to consider.