Here’s my theory. It’s Nationals tickets. A $100 seat would cost $8100 per year. Buy 8 of those, and he’s now in reporting territory at $60K+.

$60,000 is an “outrageous amount” of perosnal debt? No. It’s not. Especially if you’re working on two government salaries.

It’s not unbelievable. There are plenty of Nationals tickets that cost $100+ per game. Let’s say that he bought 8 of those—not only to go to the game but to try and scalp some tickets and make some money. That would be roughly $64,800. The people he bought tickets for would pay for them yearly. Ticket brokers or…

If only his profile had said that he’s “fluent in sarcasm.”

There doesn’t seem to be a “licensing deal” (i.e. Company A pays her 10% of sales to use her name on their brand.). It appears that it is a contract manufacturing deal (Kylie Cosmetics pays company A to manufacture her cosmetics for her. KylieCo buys those cosmetics from A for x and sells it to consumers at 3x). She…

Maybe, but I’m also going to feel pretty fucking liberated when I get in my self-driving living room at night in Denver and wake up in Chicago the next morning. How about I take my AR with me--good compromise?

That looks too much like a Taurus/Sable wagon. Not gonna fight the Outback with that (to the extent that you’re actually going to be able to “fight” the Outback at all).

I’ll just leave this here:

What about Snake Paprikash?

Reminds me of the old Rickie Lee Jones song Juke Box Fury (except that was from the point of view of a 6-year old).

Agreed. Edward Tufte just took a knee to try and deal with the angina that this graphic caused him.

See above as relates to the relative altitudes of your head and the joke.

The Joke

Still, he made the sort of money that it would be pretty difficult to spend.

I don’t know. I heard Tom Cole talking “shit” about him (not really shit, but disapproving in that “I don’t want to overtly say anything bad about the guy) this morning. I suspect that Oklahoma finally understood that he was giving a bad name to the state.

Yes. This. Every time I have to remind myself to “trust the Waze.”

That was some peak Harry Caray also. Harry and Stoney were so much better than any of the dreck that the Cubs have subjected us to in the intervening 25 years.

Coincidentally, it’s also just about the same as:

I essentially have no clue about nor interest in either of these people. I’m only pointing out the fact that if one (Dame Dash) hasn’t filed suit against the other (Lee Daniels ) after 9 years (a low cost and easily winnable lawsuit), then things probably aren’t exactly as you portray.

That is one firey take. Congrats. I’m sure your reviews on Pitchfork are awesome too.