To be clear, both Lion Air and Ethiopian cut huge corners as well. If it were a finding of contributory negligence, the airlines and Boeing would be splitting it all about 50/50.

The “new guy” is just temporary. We won’t know about the permanent replacement for months/years.

for the aspiring bread and pizza wizards out there, trust me: They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

That was a very long way around for a couple weird humblebrags.

Apparently you didn’t grow up in northern Illinois or southern Wisconsin

Came here to say this. I must be a sociopath, because I kind of like that soy burger taste.

Yes it can. It’s not at all impossible that their equipment is sensitive to a small proportion of filler but gets the amount wrong when it’s a bigger percentage. It’s not probably, but it’s definitely possible. It would have been very easy for the CBC to make minor effort to confirm their numbers--which is also not to…

Sodexo is as bad, or good, as the money that the institution gives them. My daughter’s school has Sodexo catering, and it’s definitely above average. It’s not like they have CIA graduates working there, but using better ingredients in more expensive recipes is what makes all the difference. I can cook like a sumbitch,…

Yeah, OJ and Mark Halperin are the same fucking thing. Why don’t you understand that your credibility depends on being intelligent with at least a simulacrum of reason? When you imply shit like that, you can’t really be trusted as a writer about anything else. Either your intellect or your judgment are poor—maybe both.

It’s not. For fuck’s sake it’s totally fine.

If you read the judge’s decision, there are a few things that stand out.

One of my roommates worked for Boulder Beer in 1991. They would give him cases of all the “short fills” for $5. If you average that year over the rest of my life, I have still consumed a lot of Boulder Beer. I think they had 4 “flavors” back then: Buffalo Gold, Ale, Porter, Stout.

Why is that sad? Because it doesn’t fit some preconceived notion. Most people would appreciate that as a little piece of information that gets us one tiny bit closer to the truth.

I guess “must-pay” means something very different to you and me.

Uh what? There’s no must-pay toll road to access it. Source: me.

But until that day I’m going to get at least 6 hours of shut eye in a lie flat bed after I eat my steak au poivre and drink at least a half gallon of the finest Burgundy.

Those private equity investments aren’t going to pay for themselves you know.

boston

She’s a fucking anime character. It’s like they did some post work to make her eyes 12.8% bigger.

Breast implants, the big ones. But I had to do it on credit so when we get divorced you can take over half the payments.