This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

Blessed are the rape cover-uppers, for they shall dominate Division 1 sports.

Relevant Story! I played Tiafoe when we were both kids playing in a tournament in the DC area. Guy was probably 2.5 years younger than me and I had at least a foot on him. I learned a lot about tennis that day as he could get everything back and had some major pop despite being small. He won 6-1 6-2 I think but it…

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

How is flat eartherism, of all things, having a moment? Is it maybe related to the fact that the same “I just feel like I know best” people all voted for a tv star to be president on the basis of “this should work.”

Also, President Trump made an outstanding catch to keep a Pats drive alive. The ball was tipped, he was surrounded by Falcons players and it looked like the ball hit the ground. Upon further review, it was revealed that President Trump’s massive hands prevented the ball from hitting the turf.

No hacker...no hacker...you’re the hacker!

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

I hope Trump sends the rest of their jobs overseas and the region completely dies after last night. I don’t care about how awful and petty that sounds. Clinton planned to give new ckean energy plans to the region; Mango Mussolini has no plan, and I hpe they fucking choke on it.

There is zero chance Trump is gay.

Scott Baio is firmly in the “Yeah, bro!” category.

“When he does his grabbing, he doesn’t go tiptoeing around all those thousands of rules of sexual assault.”

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

The band members were free to make their statement. The station owner is free to make his decision. And we’re free to say he’s a dumbass.

These are not negative consequences for the band members. I can’t think of any reason why the band members would give a flying fuck that the game they will be attending as band members won’t be carried on the radio. The macho posturing of the station that they are teaching consequences to these students, and the…

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.