“The Pride Lands of Kenya. A place you think about so little, you didn’t even realise that this is a picture of Mozambique.”

He’s playing Mufasa. "Scar, you're going to throw me in the wildebeest stampede.  I see you doing it, I know you're doing it, Stop It!"

“C’mon kids, we’re going to Europa League!”

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

It’s a defining characteristic of his generation...obsessed with external markers of success and devoid of actual compassion or personality. Look at his tacky properties as a prime example.

His cosmetic surgeon removed the hair follicles in the back to implant on top of his bald head

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Democrats just put up a fight on DACA while Republicans had them in a basically impossible to win position, and ended up ensuring that children’s healthcare would continue to be funded for 6 more years.

Cool. Let women, minorities, LGBTQ people, immigrants, and labor unions get continually crushed because you think Dems (no apostrophe needed, FYI) tied to corporate interests are just as bad as the people pushing the GOP agenda. Good strategy.

No, but continued infighting and fracturing along hair-splitting lines certainly will.

Also, the Kochs are absolute republican shit bags, but they’re more traditional republican shit bags, and even have a non-horrible view or two. The Mercers are straight up insane evil fuckers.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

I have heard PA described as Philly, Pittsburgh and Alabama in between

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

This needs to be hammered home every day and twice on Sunday.