Mateo could be gay. Fabian is no relation to him (and not likely to be someone he knows as an adult), and the comment about nose-wiping was about cuteness and pretty vague — it's not like he was saying, "Oh, and speaking of sexy, here's Rogelio who is super hot."

I don't know; I thought the "I have a lot of experience with twins" line was pretty telling. Mateo is, after all, growing up with Petra's twins as his siblings.

I know him only as Tyler from Californication, and believe me, I experience strong self-loathing as a result.

"We're very pretty!"

Oh, man. I hate to be That Person, but I've done some recapping myself, and it's almost harder to catch everything when you're recapping than it is just watching. The "who was hobbled" situation was definitely a big mistake, but lines of dialogue — you just have to rewind, rewatch, type, and consider things so quickly…

Agreed about "sue their asses" (though I think it was actually "sue they asses"); I was just reading down to see if that had been mentioned. "Slay asses" doesn't even really make sense.

Amazon has it next day, too. It costs two bucks, but (for me, anyway) it's worth it.

Misread as "twerking." A+, would visualize again.

You mean you don't like a show that portrays white people the way people of color are usually portrayed in white television? I'm shocked. Shocked. There may be… gambling going on here.

Didn't Janet tell Tahani what her most successful gala was? Then we hear the "ding" of Janet disappearing, followed by Tahani rattling off a bunch of name-dropping that could easily be fake, since she waited for Janet to leave before providing details.

I'm so sorry, this isn't me at all, I'm enjoying this season.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked Elektra's torn slitted skirt and Imma let you finish, but I just have to say Buffy had the greatest torn slitted skirt of all time!