Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

I tend to get my books in a way that some might consider wrong and illegal.

I tend to get my books in a way that some might consider wrong and illegal.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

Guys, THIS:

I wrote a story for a Reddit post on this:

How many days after this service launches before some asshole shoots one down?

There’s a billion of them. They don’t care.

Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap.

Swans are such assholes though.

As similar as they are, aesthetically I like the lines and proportions of the B-1 more. I’m sure Russians would say the opposite...

The gun itself is cool.

Honda Civic.

Dodge Ram

The Interceptors?

Anyone see Kiff McManus, the one-armed sound man?

I’m betting that there is one that didn’t...

I bet they figured out the catering arrangements before anything else.

I know my flappy thing moved

THANK YOU for making desktop PC's number 1. That was a pleasant surprise. Buying a laptop, even a Windows one, is like buying a Mac. You can't change much inside (if anything), so you have to buy out your nose for what you think you might need because you can't upgrade anything. Why do I need to pay thousands of…