I’ve struggled with addiction for a long time, and I’ve been so frustrated with treatment options. We call it a disease, but the treatment for that disease is... 12 step meetings. With other addicts. And the difference between life and death is whether or not a bed is available at facility run by people whose…

She always gives these non-answers with that fakey smile/smirk on her face. She just sucks so much. What really pisses me off is that it’s unlikely she’ll ever be among the many fired in this ridiculous administration, because she’s obscenely rich.

I love me some loafers, so yes. Gimme.

I’m guessing her parents pulled some “tough love” nonsense. 

Making the child cry is such a mean-spirited form of prank. I really don’t understand these adults who think it’s omg super funny to tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy, or gave away their favorite toy or pet or whatever. 

Whoopi has some legit gross opinions about this kind of stuff. If I’m remembering correctly, there was a backlash a while ago when she made that “rape-rape” comment, and apparently she learned nothing from it.

Right? It just an obvious tell of what smug assholes they truly are, and it comes off more as a smirk than a legit smile. 

Ehhh, iunno if boy bands are feminist. If you’re comparing NKOTB to hair metal bands, sure, NKOTB have the appearance of being more feminist-friendly by miles... but I certainly don’t think that was their intention. Besides, the music videos presenting the members of NKOTB being “super respectful of girls/women” just g…

I would like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that IUDs are an excellent form of birth control.

“Help me Jesus wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

Right??? Whenever I take a big bite of frosting (say, a frosting rose from a decorated grocery store sheet cake) I end up gagging, every single time. I reeeeeally want to eat that big bite of frosting, too, but my body just says “nah”. Too many bakers do frosting wrong, though. If it’s buttercream, it’s always more…

The last time I watched this movie it was definitely 1990-something. I would like to revisit this as a grown up. I have a feeling I would enjoy it even more now, especially without so many of the jokes going over my head.

There’s a video clip online which shows him awkwardly hugging/kissing the girl in red. I think she went in for a handshake, and of course he just had to put his tiny gross hands on her.

Free food and booze

And his mouth looks like an asshole.

Doof a l’Orange calls Kellyanne “honey” all the time, apparently.

This reminds me of my uncle and aunt, because they are rich assholes with a bad dog. She gets training at the doggy day care she attends several days a week, which of course they pay tons of money for. But when they get home, they let her jump up on people, bark, beg, tear shit up, etc because they don’t keep up with…

Really? My kids were taught about the privacy stuff alongside potty-training, and although there’s been a few accidental walk-ins here and there, this scenario has never played out.

Right??? It’s a lot of hypothetical dick-looking... with the eye lingering long enough to notice it’s “different”, too. Because if you walk in on naked dad, you avert your eyes like someone just threw acid in your face and you never speak of it again. And I’ve never been in a boys locker room, but I know enough to…

“What if my kid sees me naked and gets confused” is a typical argument for circumcision. See also: "What if he gets teased in the locker room"