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Agreeeeee. She’s a judge, for fucks sake. A successful black, female, Muslim judge. I really hope they investigate this thoroughly because something doesn’t smell right. Seems a little too soon to suspect no foul play.

Tbh, Kate Bush wouldn’t perform at Coachella even if they asked her. Not because she’s too cool for it (she is), but she has never been into doing live performances and tours. I would give my left tit to see her live, but I know it’s probably not likely to happen, sadly.

Why does Eric always look like he’s smelling something stinky?

Baby’s First Scam.

Well then I hope she loses her job, too.

My best guy friend is like that. Just about perfect in every way, but he has zero interest in dating and even hooking up. His reason for staying unavailable is simply that “relationships are dumb”. Which only explains the choice to not date, but not the voluntary celibacy. I don’t pry into it, though. 

The most expensive cumrags.

Because he can afford to do ALL the drugs

I heard that one of his family members cuts his hair. Ivanka, probably. Ew.

I grew up on a farm that had two big chicken houses. My job, as a child, was to tread through these massive houses and pick up the dead chickens. I also had to write down how many flattened, maggot-infested chicken corpses I collected. The houses were so overcrowded that the chickens would often trample the weaker

But...the actual president doesn’t even have respect for the office of the POTUS.

“...basement-dwelling Goth, *RICHMOND.”

Yeah, thank goodness she was found. Since I’ve been trying to stay up to date on the case I heard the news later that day. There hasn’t been much info released besides that (that I know of), but I hope she wasn’t hurt in any way.

And if you seek treatment for a pills/heroin addiction, you get methadone, which will only replace your addiction. Or if you’re lucky enough to have the money and find a doc who is licensed to prescribe it, suboxone. Which again, is just transferring your dependency onto another substance. It’s a bunch of bullshit

It may be common knowledge at this point, but just in case: the sugar free gummies are the devil and WILL give you the shits. This has been a PSA.

Oh shit thanks for setting that straight. I’ll send a message to the person who originally posted it on Tumblr. That post has almost 76k notes too. I’m not sure how they came across the snaps but I hope they weren’t the ones who did that. Guess I’ll find out depending on how they respond.

Just sent a tip to Jezebel about this and then I saw The Root already reported it. I know there’s some crossover readership but it would’ve been nice if they had at least cross-posted this story. Thank you for drawing attention to these missing girls. I live near DC, and I’m so terrified for them. I found out on

I thought there was something kinda tone-deaf about the statue, too. This is an interesting criticism of it:

Yep. A small comfort in knowing this photo will follow him for the rest of his douchey life.

After watching the video, I think I finally understand these shoes. Walk walk fashion baby.