I still have fond memories of the book I ordered that showed up a week late with a tire track across the box.

Yeah, I'm posting this on every Amber Heard update. Deal with it.

I kind of hate Rainn Wilson.

In the remix, Jay also brags a bit (too soon?) about how Prince’s catalog is only available on his Jay’s streaming service Tidal: “Prince left his masters where they safe and sound/We never gonna let the elevator take him down.”

On a related topic. Must read from the New Yorker, today.

The only hologram performance I can truly get on board with is that of Lil Sebastian.

She already has been. You’ve clearly never seen Twilight.

So many are so quick to shrug this off as “it’s a Catholic school, they get to tell you how to dress”. Nobody’s saying it was illegal or threatening court action here. They’re saying it was a shitty thing to do and calling out the school over it. The school gets to make the rules, and people get to tell them they’re…

I refuse to care about Emily Ratajkowski. She’s like, the second coming of Shannon Elizabeth.

You face lips are too small!

I ALREADY PRE ORDERED MINE.

Road rage is such a bizarre phenomenon. Sometimes I realize that I’m taking other drivers actions personally. And an accident puts you face to face with your imagined nemesis. This is the worst case scenario and heartbreaking. Blaming it on a gun is easy, and natural (could have happened with a tire iron, but the…

And here’s the other dress she wore. Fuck. It’s gorgeous, too.

I’m thinking “Fur” and “Fendi”. Also thinking “Nah”. But she’s been working double time to make Von Dutch a “thing” again so this is “better”. (Autocorrect of my mind: “Sure you want to use this many ‘scare quotes’’

YES. After a brief foray into internet dating in my early 20s, I had to quit because the amount of married, “separated” and recently divorced 40- and 50-something dudes desperately hitting on me was about to make me quit men forever. They are a plague.

I will never ever ever understand older dudes who date girls younger than 21. Like, if you’re in your 30s or 40s, and you can’t legally go out to a bar with your gf, SHE IS TOO YOUNG BOO BOO FIND SOMEONE A BIT OLDER.

69 million followers and she can’t get a hit album or a top five hit. The world is a confusing place.

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.