Why not?

You, I like you.

Speaking of plagiarism, you clearly stole this post from one of Dr. Odoba’s patients. If I wasn’t such a big fan of the Royal Grove Stables Blog, you probably would have gotten away with it!

In a way, it was.

I think it was black pants back then?  But you had to tuck in your shirt which was not my thing.  We all have our boundaries.

When I worked at Starbucks almost 20 years ago, I got written up a few times for not following the dress code. I swore that one day vengeance would be mine.

This is good.

Exactly. This went astray from the second sentence. Sure, those are great things to make fun of but generally they’re associated with an anti-Trump white crowd. In fact, making fun of them is SOP for MAGAts. Signed, white man who likes fancy coffee and despises Trump

I bet they’ll cover it. Love the skating/gymnastics/tennis coverage on Deadspin.

The 'tics is sick 

MANY MANY FRENCH FRIES 

Can we start a GoFundMe to send her to every Trump speech?  

Keep your head up buddy, that’s the way it goes...you winston, you loseston.

Real classy making jokes about someone’s medical condition. The nerve of some people...

Yup.

This was great. 

For shame!  I have no problem with a crowd of thousands booing and jeering a 19 year old kid but when that kid shushes them because he did something positive for those same fans, well that’s where I draw the line!

Can you introduce the old circle to the new circle?   That's been really helpful to me.  My work friends tend to see me in terms of smart things I've done, the considerate things I've done, and my occasional funny/quirky moment.  My old friends remember that one crazy stupid thing I did at age 14 and won't let it go…

Yup, we’re living on a prayer. 

That’s right, they're saying neigh on 112.