I need to share this somewhere: Inkkas are hideous. Who would wear these shoes regardless of the Deadspin affiliate discount?

Only one thing you can do now. Log off and don’t come back until you beat Contra. Then come back and tell us all about it.

Recent history and even more recent posts prove you correct.

She’s not wrong.

Yes but not for any of the reasons discussed in the article.

That’s chicks for you, man.

Never trust a dude in a vest.

Bioshock Infinite. Just picked it up for a about four bucks at GameStop. Sure, I’m behind the times but getting games for fun is cheap plus I can still buy my kids shoes. I’ll play it all Saturday night and barely make any progress, then not touch it again for months, forget what the hell is going on when I try to…