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Why we kneel, why I don’t give a shit when a cop is shot, why I don’t want to hear a fucking word about “economic anxiety.” So who will be the one to take justice into his or her’s hands and give this man a dose of his own medicine?

Asheville Mall fight: Lawyer says defendant has PTSD, felt threatened by ‘pack of youth’

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

Woah woah woah!  Weed SHOULD NOT be treated the same as alcohol.  That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read all day.  Just to show you the idea is a non-starter.  All-time deaths linked to alcohol= 1 GAZILLION.  All-time deaths linked to marijuana= ZERO.  

I will need to see proof that it’s as dangerous as alcohol before I’m on board with treating it like alcohol. We don’t ban people from smoking cigarettes while driving.

All cops are bastards.

Buck” is DEFINITELY a racist term. It’s archaic, dating back to slavery, but a “buck” was a term for a large, potentially aggressive black man. It was (and still is, apparently) a way to bestialize black people.

Three flavors of policing on display right there with each flavor represented by its own form of bias.

I can’t wait for the county to tell everyone that his cam had malfunctioned.

Sigh...that does appear to be the gameplan! I’m cynically waiting for the housing market to drop so I can make some moves. Nevertheless I bet the big tax cut everyone loves so much gets overturned Year 1 of the Warren administration 

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

Exhibit #1,921 for why I will never, ever live in Philly again.

Exhibit #7,432 for why I’ll never start.

Exhibit #7,432 for why I stopped going to NFL games

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

Ahh yes the brilliant salve of the economy. I wonder what these fuckers will hide behind next year when growth slows below 2 percent and the Trumpcession has arrived

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with

“Creating Jobs and growing our country’s economy”.

As someone who has coached a shitty college team, I can confirm that yes, I had that exact thought process more than once while mired in that shitty, shitty season. It was rarely about clocking out at 5:00, though. Mostly, it manifested in my unwillingness to work the truly insane hours that you’re often expected to.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami.