Came here to say exactly this! HIS CAPTIONS, BOMBAST, AND HAIRCUT ARE SO FVCKING AWFUL, RIGHT?!?!

Don’t forget the special little tidbit she dropped last night about her flings with Jack Nicholson and Owen Wilson!! And calling testicles little hamsters. Never change Sonja!!!

Guess the contract expired for Taylor and Billie. Snark aside, I hope she is well. If this relationship was the real deal, I hope she has peace. She’s been through so much this year and she seems so lovely.

Seriously. Bring back Lynn Curtain and her grifting, porno family. I’d even take Gretchen.

Vicki was also placed last in the intro!!! She is seething. And yes Tamra’s born again act rivals that of Jesus Jugs. She got baptized in an Orange County swimming pool with an open bar. But I kinda thought her tag line was cute!

How come every time she speaks/tweets it sounds like some kind of monumental declaration??!! It’s not all such a big deal, sweet pea.

Spill the Trump tea, Patty!!! Xo

No one can convince me that Anna Kendrick is a movie star. She is a big ole mayonnaise sandwich.

Matt Lauer can sit on my face.

This is Courtney after she left her fillers dissolve and before. She looks freakin FAB!!! I hope this discourages others from overdoing it. They seriously make people look so much older. And she is such a natural beauty!!! I’ve always rooted for her to have a better career.

““I’m not opposed to the gay community. I have gay people working at my company. I’m not expressing a view that’s mine,” he said.”

Good call. Didn’t Megan Fox have major issues with his misogynistic tendencies and left the Transformers franchise? He’s such a d-bag, I hope his shitty new Transformers tanks.

Kind of hilarious that Demo is huffing helium balloons and talking about dentistry on Fallon. Remember when she went to the hospital from huffing nitrous oxide probably through balloons?! That was so bizarre! She looks gorge here though, killer legs :)

Sorry a little off topic but last week’s covfefe memes were the best!

Someone smarter than me please enlighten me re: the house intelligence committee “asking” for tapes. I’m assuming there is no legal mandate for the White House to turn over the tapes until a subpoena? The house intelligence committee is simply politely asking the White House to please turn over what tapes they have?…

Deserves more stars!

Lindsay needs a short, flirty haircut! I still want a comeback!!! She still has such a visual, magnetic presence.

This screens tomorrow at Cannes! Can NOT wait to hear how the film is. It looks mesmerizing!