Precisely. On the flip side of this conservative coin, consider Clint Eastwood. Yes the lecturing to an empty Obama chair was beyond stupid. However, his views and his delivery are tepid compared to Woods. I really enjoy Eastwood’s films (it’s ok you don’t have to) and will continue to see his films because he…

Ghostwritten for Donald Trump. I swear there’s always been something extremely Trumpian about Weinstein.

Petty theory: I bet Kim Kardshian fans have donated more $$$ than Trump supporters to the Puerto Rico catastrophe.

“I thought, is that a way to make money?” said Sister Rita. “Maybe I could fly around. I could be the flying nun.”

Can I just saw how lovely Selma Blair looks since ditching booze and growing her hair a little longer?! She’s 45! And looks ten years younger.

Are we the same person? I can’t stop following her and I can’t stop hating her. That has to be some kind of diagnosable psychological issue. I hate her house that she painted a bunch of neon colors, I hate her “squad” that always looks beyond twisted on hard drugs, I hate the tone and affect of her voice on the…

Also I wanna say I am ready for a Cher biopic. Her life is fascinating and I’m ridiculously gay.

This is so exciting!!! I read somewhere there will be three vignettes representing different phases of her career. Will there be three different actresses (one for each phase)? Chad Michaels, from Drag Race, MUST play a version of Cher in this musical.

I really think it’s Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did you have to include the gingerbread house smashing in the abuse allegations, Rob?! I have never laughed at someone’s spousal abuse situation till this moment. Go ahead and crucify me, my fellow jezzies!!! The image is Chyna tearing through a gingerbread house will not leave my head.

I loved that delicious Oscar race a few years back with James Cameron vs Katherine Bigelow (his ex wife) where she won (first female best director!) for her smaller, independent film over his super lame blockbuster Avatar.

Trump is like that person that dates someone for two weeks, blasts pictures of them all over social media, and then erases all traces of them after the breakup. We saw you girl!!!! You were smitten until things didn’t go your way!!!

Ok I’m disconcerted too! These procedures started wayyyy before she turned 18. Her body, her face, and her capacity to make long term decisions about permanent body alteration were not formed yet! It just baffles me that this is legal. I understand minors having cosmetic surgery to correct disfiguration or other…

This is my favorite takeaway from Barfbag today!!! Let’s talk about this!

Is she ok?

I bet they’re doomsday preppers!!!! Need more time shiplapping their bunker before the nuke comes!!

That sounds like my weekend anyway, honey! I’m ready

You’re so sweet!! It was intentional. It’s too late as my dead corpse is currently being embalmed. Bye xoxoxo

It’s probably my favorite news story this year and a great encapsulation of how 2017 has gone so far. I thought they were going to plan another one with better infrastructure for 2018?!!! And I bet idiots would still go!

You’re right!!! And I’m a high school English teacher dying of embarrassment right now. No seriously, take me to the morgue. I am dead. It’s Friday and I have spider brain.