Kelly Ripa kinda seems like a pain in the ass.

Hopefully it’s as dreadful as the first. And he tanks the franchise. And drops back into bigoted obscurity.

It came out right around election time and very briefly was the perfect balm for all the nastiness in the air. I briefly watched but feel like I’ve lived ten lives since then. I’m way too cynical for this syrupy garbage now but understand the comforting appeal.

I could care less about his public persona, he is still making great music and is so underrated. His newest songs from his forthcoming album are amazing breakup songs. Is this a Mandy Moore breakup album?! Has she heard these beautiful songs?! These are the important questions!

Liz is facing a tough reelection next year. She drives republicans bananas, so you can bet on them galvanizing against her. We need this woman!!! It’s time for everyone to start looking ahead and fighting for 2018 seats.

George Lopez is the 2017 Carlos Mencia nobody asked for. He’s the one that needs to sit the fvck down.

I need Pamela Anderson’s surgeons phone number for when I’m 49 and a multi-millionaire. This is what tasteful surgery looks like. You can do better than Assange, sweety.

As someone who is finishing up their special education teaching credential and masters in special ed, this breaks my heart and terrifies me in equal measure. Her not knowing the IDEA (absolutely fundamental disability law) is federally implemented is inexcusable. A dramatic shift in funding towards charter schools…

Absolutely, she is extremely in command of her craft. You can see it in early films like Panic Room and Undertow (<- underrated, amazing film). Her choices since Twilight have been really exciting. She is very successfully transitioning into adult, film actress. I really can’t wait to see where she goes from here.

Oh god, is this the dinner where she’s wearing lingerie? I could die from secondhand embarsssment. They’re marriage was so sterile and strange. That fridge, tho.

Oh god, is this the dinner where she’s wearing lingerie? I could die from secondhand embarsssment. They’re marriage was so sterile and strange. That fridge, tho.

This is a slightly charming Sean Spicer story. Stop presenting us with alternative facts!!!!

Thank you

Yikes she’s actually evolved into a pretty fine actress. She’s the first American actress to pick her up an esteemed Cesar award for her work in Clouds of Sils Maria. And she earned raves for her work in Personal Shopper at Cannes last year. She seems poised to transition into a respected and talented adult actress.…

“Favorite movie icon”. Ew, who voted? Republicans?

Selma Blair

How many times is poor Lohan gonna try to reinvent herself? Really thought getting decent-to-good reviews in that play 2 years ago and also showing up for every performance was promising. I thought doing supporting character parts would be her lifeline and she would eventually regain respectability. Feel like shes…

Crying for her biological mother? Sorry if that’s a dumb question.

I am loving the unrelenting assault on this dirtbag today!!!! Keep up the amazing coverage Jezzies xoxo

Would wear every single one of these full sleeved sweaters. They are cozy, kitschy, and perfect for hiding the holiday weight. What’s with the half sleeves tho? Like what are the weather conditions for wearing those sweaters?