This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

Fun fact: before Final Jeopardy, the producers make you write the first word of the question (always either who or what). No verb, because you don’t know if it’ll be singular or plural. The fact that Tom only had “what” written down means that he didn’t even bother with the verb—but he couldn’t have written absolutely…

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

“What’s more, these Mile High Club members are mostly men.”

How so?

Rory turned into the biggest asshole in the later seasons. I kept waiting for her to come back from it, but she just...didn’t. I think Lorelai wasn’t as bad, since even though she was being kind of unbearable with Luke, Luke was being kind of unbearable with her; sort of an Ouroboros of relationship suck. From what…

Basically, I realized I don’t like Rory and I really can’t stand Lorelai, but all the side characters make the show worth watching.

I’m really interested in seeing Widow Emily. She was an amazing character, but her life had become Mrs. Richard Gilmore due to societal expectations. I’m interested in Emily as somebody both mourning a beloved husband, but also maybe finally getting to be Emily Gilmore.

I loved bun heads and I HATE EVERYONE FOR CANCELING IT.

This. No Paris no watch

She is a fancy pants lawyer now. A murder lawyer. And has a very good haircut.

Oh my god please. Bunheads was so good!

so down.

First Gilmore Girls, then Bunheads, then the world.

Right? Like there's so much nonstop action at a freaking baseball game haha.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

...except agriculture yields a commodity, a product... that provides a purpose, meets a need.... how dumb are people to continually compare this to using water for green lawns and infinity pools?

See, this is why I only have imaginary boyfriends now.