Oh okay. So it's legally considered rape, but I don't really care about how the law defines things — would you actually call it rape? Was it against her will?

Professional courtesy sucks, eh?

Owl Qaeda

All right, which one of you pissed off Minerva?

Well I had been living in west Germany all summer. Anything short of abject hostility was like a breath of fresh air, so perhaps my impression was skewed. I'm also super Dutch looking which might have helped.

I for one welcome our owl overlords and hope that they find my collection of owl stuff charming instead of deeply offensive.

What is with all of the rampaging owls lately? I think the revolution may be starting folks! The Great War of the Owls has begun! May God protect us all.

Owl be back.

MY LIFE FOR YOU

WHY THE FUCK DO NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO CLOSE A DOOR ALL THE WAY?!

Right? I'm in no shape to survive this nonsense, and I'm not sure I want to live in the world that comes after. My zombie apocalypse plan is to kiss my loved ones goodbye, have a delicious last meal, and find the quickest, most painless way to die.

Ironically, that's my strategy for

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

When I worked retail, I used to have recurring nightmares about the zombie apocalypse. Through these nightmares, I have developed two survival strategies.

So, they basically just outlined the plot of Stephen King's The Stand. #m-o-o-nspellszombieoutbreak

Wow. The more I read, the more I was like, FUCK YEAH! This is a great interview and her responses are really thoughtful, articulate, and even more impressive, I feel, really encompassing. She really covers all the bases. Great read and I'm looking forward to watching her career progress!

This is the only thing I've seen that makes me actually want to watch the movie.

And this:

Would someone please score this video with the "Gregorian Chant" version of the Monkees Theme?

There is nothing unchaste or unpious about having fun. I've never understood religions that don't want you to be happy. To me, that's the only real point of religion!