My love for you just tripled, and it was pretty big to start with. Fuck cataracts. Can you get then removed?

My love for you just tripled, and it was pretty big to start with. Fuck cataracts. Can you get then removed?

With you, Hon. My Aspie son is 13 and really bad about that. He's cute and trusting, and would be a perfect victim for sexual traffickers. Anyone trying to shame us out of our hours of terror searching for them can go to hell.

One of the few redeeming qualities he has for me was that he was a semi-decent dad to her. Damn, my standards are getting heartbreakingly low.

Blankfein is the head of Goldman Sachs and a major player in the financial meltdown. Fucker should have a black hole of shade thrown at him. Have at it, Warren.

My cat Olivia loves Lorde so hard she will dance on the table to her. And until you've seen a bansai Maine coon rock out to Ribs, you really haven't lived.

Oh, good grief. Didion ftw. Nine Stories is the only Salinger book of any merit; was actually just reading it right now to my son for a bedtime story. Yes, I know dark. He's 13. And yes I still read to him, otherwise his brain would be made of nothing but graphic pulp and Harry Bloody Potter.

Have been listening to PH 2 or 3 times a day for almost a year...and I never do that, not with any album- and I'm 46. It is actually impossible to get sick of this album. That's how bloody good she is. Can't wait to see what she comes up with next.

My mother was 23 and had flunked her driving test three times because she couldn't parallel park. Finally she decided to take the test out in Clovis, back then a little one-horse town with no curbs, so PP wasn't a qualifier. I chilled in the park for a while with my friends while she took the test, then started…

Breast milk tastes amazing. When I was lactating and leaking all over the place the cats would be like, I'll help you with that, ma'am...then look vaguely ashamed of themselves. It was adorable. I sampled it a few times myself, and was like, this has cows' milk beat to hell.

Explicit. The shit is simply reprehensible, and people without the discipline to restrain themselves for four years do not belong on a college campus.

Hey, now. Tennessee? Has any accent in the world beat all to hell.

I've heard so many IUD horror stories I'd never dare use one. Birth control pills screw me worse. I'm a rubber gal all the way; condoms for who knows where that's been, a diaphragm for the long term relationships. When I was a young, we had little access to good bc, and were all, oh, he'll pull out, or we'll only do…

My 8-yo son and I, having worked our asses off to get Obama elected, met him in Denver a few years later and shook his hand. 'He's a big fan,' I told him. 'And Mom?' he asked. 'Mom feels you need too dance with them as brung you,' I said, and he just laughed.

This. I palm it off by getting up between eps, exercising, writing, cleaning a bit. Then right back in BECAUSE I EARNED THIS, SO SHUT YOUR PURITANICAL WHORE MOUTH, CONSCIENCE.

That was the title in Hebrew, too! And the translation bugged the crap out of me because they'd substituted Ho for Oh, and oh, there were a lot of ho's.

Are you poor? Am weeping, yo. WEEPING.

Notwithstanding, you are hella beautiful.

Are we the same person? AM I DREAMING?

Gurl, this is why old women wear purple. BECAUSE WE'RE WISE.