I tried this when I was 8.

Yes. She has dodged getting 125 hours over with for THREE YEARS. To me that’s going to more trouble than just buckling down and doing it.

Wouldn’t you say that it’s not that she doesn’t care about looking nice (which she clearly does, and would never be in this utterly juvenile “hot” list is she genuinely didn’t care), but more that they are picking up on the vibe that she isn’t looking nice for THEM. She doesn’t care what they think, whether they deem…

Christ on a bike, Lohan, just do the community service. I’ve never heard of someone working so hard to avoid doing work. She worked harder to get around it than if she’d just actually done the damn hours.

John Oliver is providing a necessary public service. By doing these long form pieces, he’s actually making people give a shit, rather than just laughing and moving on.

So I did see Ellen Pompeo. I did a complete double take at that point. I feel like I need a slowed down version pointing out every celeb.

he was tay’s left shark first.

Greatest small pleasures of the week: My students were excited when our butterflies emerged from their chrysalises. There was a smoothie sale fundraiser, and I got them all kiwi strawberry smoothies. They were over the moon. The school talent show was Friday, and there were two different numbers with kids doing the…

·Low morale: When I’m feeling down and dragging, I read stores about people facing/overcoming major adversity that I know I wouldn’t be able to handle. It helps remind me the incredible resources I have at my disposal and ow lucky I am, and generally kicks my ass back into gear. One that comes to mind is from Humans…

A couple of weeks ago I came here to talk about my cat who was dying of cancer. He died in my arms this morning at the vet. My heart is broken. Here is his picture, I hope. I’ve never tried to upload a picture. Anyway, his name was Fresca, he was almost 16, and I loved him so much.

Um...that. sounds. awesome.

BORED AS FUUUUUUUCK. Wanna go out, nobody’s around, and there’s an ultra lame band playing at The Bar I Don’t Hate. But I’m freshly mani/pedi-ed and I feel like I’m WASTING IT.

Speaking of today I probably got the best haircut of my ENTIRE LIFE NBD

On Gilmore Girls not one reference is ever made about her weight ever... In 7 years.

I used to work in an office where the top four leadership positions were held by women. We were a small regional site for a national company that did consumer testing. The previous manager & assistant manager were fired amid an embezzlement scandal (f’real), so the four of us had been working our asses off for like…

I was the only woman at two of my former jobs and being in meetings was....interesting. They completely forgot I was there, and that I was a woman. I honestly can’t even count how many times I had to say ‘WHOA, dudes, not fucking cool to talk about women like that’ during actual company meetings. Then I’d get ‘Oh, but…

Melissa McCarthy is a goddamn hero. She and Rebel Wilson need to be in a movie together (where they’re actually on screen together, I’ve watched Bridesmaids) and they go around kicking ass, taking names, and getting laid. I would actually go to the movie theater to see this movie. Probably multiple times.

Reminds me of the Amy Schumer ‘Focus Group’ sketch-so many men cannot see a woman’s work w/o (rudely) commenting about her appearance.

who knew melissa mccarthy would become the biggest movie star out of GG. i’m so happy for her.

The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.