No. fuck you.

Fuck wherever you live too. See how useless this was? Great hard-hitting analysis on you’re part, though.

Counterpoint: Fuck everything Bay Area.

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Fuck, this comment section is Deadspin at its absolute worst. Fuck everyone here who thinks Mixon was in the right, or that his reaction was understandable.

Right, because the NFL has never hired someone who hit a woman before...

Stop. Stop right now.

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It’s in the article about 1/4 of the way down. You know, after the photo of two couples having sex. You can’t miss it.

Yep. It won’t make an inch of difference in this election but I guess it’s still important to pile on the evidence for Trump’s disingenuousness and gross hypocrisy.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

I’m pleasantly surprised by your sports takes. I only knew your work in passing but remembered that you’d never had a raisin, went out of your way to call out Jerry Seinfeld over minor stuff, and the whole Conde Nast episode.

Dude, you are now going to get a million replies where cyclists comment on the number of times vehicle drivers have failed to obey the rules of the road. Maybe it’s not as one-sided as you make it out to be, and everyone can learn to share the road and drive defensively.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

“You had the chance in the palm of your hands, Ken. You could have trapped them. You could have tricked Trump into saying the other astoundingly dumb things about science we all know he’s capable of.”

So that’s why you dislike Ken Bone? Because he didn’t try to make Trump say something stupid?

I propose that Ken Bone is good, while Sophie Kleeman is bad.

You try getting an appointment with a specialist in the US? Took me 3 weeks to see a dermatologist.

How is Hillary more credible? Honestly, I know a lot more conservatives that’d prefer Bernie to her.