I hope they don’t shy away from rightfully pointing out that Jordan has done fuck all when it comes to using his considerable voice to help influence policy or bring attention to the struggles of minorities. As powerful as MJ may still be, time is no one’s friend and this isn’t his world anymore. Lebron, KD, Steph, et…

On closer inspection I can swear the watermelons were precut at least half way through. you can see a cut on one of them as gaines bro #1 picks it up and they all mysteriously break apart the exact same way - evenly.

More so than deals I just thought it always made sense to enjoy a whole summer and then extend it with a September vacation as opposed to wasting a week or two somewhere else where its the same 85-90 degrees.

How do you know she's Latina? Her maiden name could be Juniper - the most metaphysically certain of pale names - and her married name could be Torres?

If it were anyone else I’d say they probably meant ID for credit card purchases.

DNA doesn’t work like actual math in that 2+2=4. But if thats how you want to understand it then by your methodology the simplified answer is easy and close. One great grandparent was 12.5%? Well then, another could’ve been half black to get you that additional 6.25% for a close enough sum of 18.75%. 

One morning in 2011 my cousin invited me to a Yankee game - field seats, partial season package. I was going through a bad break-up (7 years together) and I had already been invited to the beach that day by 2 girls. Of course to get me out my funk I wasn’t going to pass up the chance to oil up two bikini beauties...