12. Getting hit by a multi-windowed, single cabin, off-track train.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

Look, I know I’m officially old as dirt, but all these women are gorgeous. Have standards of beauty changed so much as to have become completely unrealistic?

I get that, but this mostly left and decent site is going to just ignore all the shit he said in the past and treat his sports takes like they’re cute? That is more surprising than anything. I love Thompson’s work, but this is a trend I have a hard time digesting. 

I am all for Kap. But Ahmadinejad has been a Holocaust truther for as long as I can remember, among his myriad of other flaws, but that one strikes me the hardest.

And hello to you, guy who is doing great but not quite as good as deGrom so far this season.

Somebody will wake him before September ends.

Get hit in the brain, morans.

The NFL and NCAA are gonna do what they are gonna do, which is defend their profits to the death. Don’t look to them for anything resembling a compassionate response.

A friend of mine teaches and their school did that. Then a bunch of angry parents demanded the school pay for their huge phone bills their children incurred. It’s like, way to teach your kids some responsibility, dumbass.

Anytime you give one kid a privilege that another one does not get, earned or not, you bring in the screaming parents threatening to sue because little Johnny got treated differently from the other precious little snowflakes. Then the racial or sexism accusations fly and people start counting how many white kids got…

7 million........8 million......9 million............ONE BILLION!

“Hello, police? I want to report my car was stolen. Oh, no, its still where I parked it. It was stolen by a building collapsing on it. Please arrest that building.”

Further evidence that all of NASCAR is a bunch of stupid children, and that Nobody Actually Seems to Care About the Racing.

Funny story - I attended a Notre Dame hockey game vs Alabama-Huntsville, which happened to fall on the same day as a Colts-Pats playoff game. Being a Colts fan, and a Notre Dame hater, I wore Colts gear. Couldn’t figure out why I was getting mean-mugged by everyone in the arena. Then I saw Alabama-Huntsville’s…

Palestinians celebrated by indiscriminately stabbing elderly ladies on the street, running over pedestrians, hiding missiles in UN funded schools, and digging tunnels into Israeli pre-schools.

I’m sure Bennett is well aware that the current state of Israel is less than 20% of the original British Mandate for Palestine, and only exists because the Arabs who surround it declared war to prevent the jews from having any form of determination at all. I’m sure he’ll also refuse to go to Jordan, which is the other…

Before Michael goes on his trip to see how Palestinians, who have been living there for ‘thousands of years’, live, maybe he can take a quick trip to Rome, and see The arch of Titus, which depicts the Jewish menorah being carried away from Jerusalem 2000 years ago. You know, when these same Palestinians supposedly…